Correlation Doesn't Equal Causation: The Pyramid Edition

The perfect sibling revenge doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! Nothing says "I love you but you're ridiculous" quite like combining two conspiracy theories into one absurd bumper sticker. It's like creating a conspiracy theory singularity that might just make your brother's head explode from cognitive dissonance. The beauty is in the simplicity - anyone seeing this will either think he's gone full tinfoil hat or that he's being brilliantly satirical. Either way, his credibility is flatter than his perceived Earth.

The scientific method just had a stroke watching this meme. While we're busy debating p-values and statistical significance, the real world is playing a game of "three-card monte" with information. Ever notice how conspiracy theories follow the same pattern? They start with a kernel of truth, wrap it in a blanket of misinterpretation, and serve it with a side of "just asking questions." Next time someone tells you their "opinion" that gravity is a government conspiracy, remember: not all statements deserve equal airtime in the marketplace of ideas. Some belong in the intellectual dumpster behind the marketplace.

The perfect inverse correlation that haunts cryptozoology. As cameras get better and more numerous, the evidence for mythical creatures somehow gets worse. Giant squids at least had the decency to actually exist once we pointed enough cameras at the ocean. Meanwhile, Bigfoot and UFOs continue their strict "no HD photography" policy. It's almost as if the resolution of evidence is inversely proportional to the likelihood of existence. Strange how these elusive creatures developed an evolutionary defense mechanism against 4K video.

Nothing quite says "I've won the intellectual debate" like posting a half-Earth image to prove it's flat. The irony is delicious - they literally cut a spherical planet in half to demonstrate flatness. That's like slicing a pizza and declaring circles don't exist. The cognitive dissonance is so dense it might create its own gravitational field.

The perfect illustration of faulty logic! Just because you're experiencing a cold day doesn't disprove global climate trends, just like darkness doesn't mean the sun vanished from existence! 🌡️❄️ It's like saying "I just ate, therefore world hunger is solved!" Weather ≠ climate, folks! Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get. The same person probably thinks their refrigerator disproves thermodynamics because *gasp* it makes things colder! 🤪

This meme is a brilliant satire of how people misuse correlation to claim causation! Just because Pluto was discovered in 1930 and autism was first diagnosed around the same time doesn't mean one caused the other! It's like saying ice cream sales cause shark attacks because they both increase in summer. 🤣 The meme perfectly mocks conspiracy theorists who see patterns where none exist. Next they'll be telling us that the rise in smartphone use caused the decline in Pluto's planetary status! Science demands evidence beyond coincidental timing, folks!