What Are The Odds!

The conspiracy theorist's logic is truly something to behold. "The moon landing was faked with CGI!" they proclaim, while showing a blurry video game character that looks like it was rendered on a potato. Apparently NASA had access to technology from the future, then deliberately downgraded it to look terrible? If they had CGI this advanced in 1969, we'd all be living in The Matrix by now. Next they'll tell us the Earth is flat because they can't see a curve from their basement window.

The classic "hiding under the blanket in terror" reaction is 100% justified here! This meme pokes fun at those fear-mongering food claims that sound scientific but are complete nonsense. Anyone who's taken basic organic chemistry knows this claim is ridiculous. Margarine is made of triglycerides (fats) with completely different molecular structures than plastics (polymers). The "one molecule away" claim is meaningless chemically - water is "one atom away" from hydrogen peroxide, but you definitely don't want to drink the latter! And the "shares 27 ingredients with paint" part? Pure pseudoscience! It's like saying humans and bananas share 60% of their DNA, so we're basically fruit with anxiety. Chemistry doesn't work that way! The Toy Story characters hiding in horror perfectly captures how actual chemists feel when they see these viral food myths spreading faster than bacteria on room-temperature mayo!

The Empire's engineering department just got owned by the Flat Death Star Society. In a universe where we can build planet-destroying superweapons, apparently basic geometry is still controversial. Next they'll claim the tractor beam is just magnets and the Force is a government conspiracy. I suppose if you squint hard enough at a sphere, everything looks flat—just like some people's learning curves.

When your grant application for "normal physics" gets rejected, so you rebrand as "interdimensional gravity leakage investigation." 😂 Nothing says "I need funding" quite like suggesting gravity is sneaking into our universe through some cosmic plumbing issue. Next up: "Is Dark Matter Actually Just Physics Playing Hide and Seek?" and "Quantum Entanglement or Long-Distance Relationship Between Particles?" String theory wasn't confusing enough, so now we need gravity with immigration problems. Someone call the Universal Border Patrol!

The perfect collision of scientific illiteracy and Photoshop skills! What we're seeing here isn't a lunar eclipse at all—it's just a regular full moon with a turtle shadow mysteriously projected onto it. The real punchline is the "flat Earth" reference, as if the shape of our planet would somehow affect how lunar eclipses work. For those keeping score at home: actual lunar eclipses happen when Earth casts its shadow on the moon, not when random aquatic reptiles decide to photobomb our satellite. The fact that someone could believe this is how eclipses look from a "flat Earth" perspective is why astronomy professors need therapy.

Capitalism defeats conspiracy theories! Someone brilliantly "deprogrammed" their flat-earther friend with the simplest logic ever: if Earth really had an edge, wouldn't greedy entrepreneurs be charging tourists to see it by now? 🌍💰 It's the perfect argument because it uses something flat-earthers trust more than science - capitalism's relentless pursuit of profit! The fact that no "Edge of the World Theme Park" exists is more convincing than all the satellite photos in the world. Pure genius! 🚀