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Look At Me, I Am The Preservative Now

Look At Me, I Am The Preservative Now
Honey is basically nature's immortal food! Ancient Egyptians placed honey pots in tombs and pyramids, and thousands of years later, archaeologists discovered this honey was still perfectly edible! The natural antibacterial properties and low moisture content create an environment where microorganisms just can't survive. So while modern foods need chemical preservatives to last a few months, honey's sitting there like "I've been preserving myself since the pharaohs were building selfie backgrounds!" The cat's face is the perfect reaction to learning honey has outlasted entire civilizations!

Thales Was A Chad

Thales Was A Chad
Ancient Egyptian priests: "These sacred structures can only be measured through divine intervention!" Thales: *casually uses a stick and shadow to calculate pyramid height* "Geometry, my dudes." This is why the ancient Greeks were unbearable at parties. While everyone else was busy worshiping sun gods, Thales was out there proving you could solve mysteries with triangles instead of mysticism. The original "work smarter not harder" guy who ruined magic with math.

Work Done Is Independent Of Path In The Absence Of Non-Conservative Forces

Work Done Is Independent Of Path In The Absence Of Non-Conservative Forces
The ancient Egyptians had physics figured out WAY before Newton! This satirical Onion headline brilliantly plays on the eternal debate about pyramid construction techniques while throwing in the "aliens did it" conspiracy theory for good measure. The title is pure physics gold - conservation of energy means the work required to move those massive blocks doesn't depend on the path taken (assuming no friction). Whether you're dragging stones up a ramp or using fancy alien technology, physics demands the same energy payment! Meanwhile, archaeologists everywhere are facepalming at the "aliens" explanation. Those little stick figures with light bulbs for heads? Definitely not suspicious at all... 👽

Correlation Doesn't Equal Causation: The Pyramid Edition

Correlation Doesn't Equal Causation: The Pyramid Edition
The classic correlation equals causation fallacy, but with ancient aliens flair! This meme brilliantly satirizes how some pseudoarchaeologists like Graham Hancock jump to wild conclusions based on superficial similarities. Sure, pyramids in Egypt and Mexico both have triangular sides (revolutionary concept, I know), and dolphins and sharks both swim in water with fins. By this logic, my coffee mug and the Grand Canyon are related because they both can hold liquid. Next up: birds and airplanes both fly, therefore airplanes must be descended from pterodactyls! Scientific method? Never heard of her.

Gravity: Invented Way Too Late

Gravity: Invented Way Too Late
Behold, the ultimate historical hack! Before Newton rudely invented gravity in 1687, ancient Egyptians were living the weightless dream. Just casually stacking 2-ton stones like they were Legos because, you know, mass without consequence. Those brilliant pharaohs must have been furious when Newton showed up thousands of years later and made their architectural descendants actually have to work for a living. Next you'll tell me dinosaurs went extinct because Darwin invented natural selection!

Refrigerator Units: The Ancient Egyptian Secret

Refrigerator Units: The Ancient Egyptian Secret
Searching for "weight of a block of pyramid" and getting the answer in refrigerators. Because clearly, ancient Egyptians measured everything in kitchen appliances. "How heavy is this massive stone?" "Oh, about 7 Samsung side-by-sides." No wonder it took 20 years to build the pyramids—they were busy converting from refrigerator units to cubits.