The Green Screen In The Sky

This is what happens when conspiracy theories collide with parental naming logic! The first two panels follow a sweet pattern - Rose was named because a rose fell on her head, Daisy because a daisy fell on her head... then BOOM! The punchline hits harder than that brick must have! 😂 The moon landing conspiracy believer got named "Brick" for obvious reasons, and now sports that classic tinfoil-hat energy we all know and love. The perfect illustration of how some folks' reasoning skills got permanently dented somewhere along the way!

The scientific equivalent of saying "I have evidence that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest." 😂 This meme brilliantly parodies both historical scientific controversy and internet conspiracy culture by imagining Nobel laureate Philipp Lenard (who actually did oppose Einstein's relativity theory) as a modern-day conspiracy theorist posting on 4chan. In reality, Lenard was an antisemitic physicist who rejected "Jewish physics" like relativity despite experimental evidence. His career wasn't ended by surveillance agencies but by backing the wrong science and, you know, Nazis. The perfect intersection of scientific history and internet paranoia!

The sheer panic on this guy's face is every self-proclaimed "free thinker" who watched a few YouTube videos before encountering someone with an actual PhD and 15 years of laboratory experience. It's that moment when your "research" (reading conspiracy blogs at 2AM) collides with someone who literally sequences genomes for breakfast. Suddenly all those confident Facebook comments evaporate faster than volatile compounds in an improperly sealed flask!

The ancient Egyptians had physics figured out WAY before Newton! This satirical Onion headline brilliantly plays on the eternal debate about pyramid construction techniques while throwing in the "aliens did it" conspiracy theory for good measure. The title is pure physics gold - conservation of energy means the work required to move those massive blocks doesn't depend on the path taken (assuming no friction). Whether you're dragging stones up a ramp or using fancy alien technology, physics demands the same energy payment! Meanwhile, archaeologists everywhere are facepalming at the "aliens" explanation. Those little stick figures with light bulbs for heads? Definitely not suspicious at all... 👽

The perfect mathematical representation of raw milk enthusiasts and science believers! Notice how the Venn diagram shows two completely separate circles with zero overlap? That's not a design error—it's the punchline! H5N1 is a highly pathogenic avian influenza virus that can occasionally infect mammals, including cows. Despite clear warnings from epidemiologists about potential zoonotic transmission, raw milk devotees remain steadfastly committed to their unpasteurized lifestyle choices. Pasteurization exists for a reason, folks! It's like watching two parallel universes: one where germ theory is accepted and another where "natural immunity" trumps basic microbiology. The scientific method and conspiracy theories truly are non-overlapping magisteria!

The beautiful irony of conspiracy logic! First they claim the moon landing was staged, then they hit you with "you believe in the moon?" It's like arguing with someone who keeps moving the goalposts to another dimension entirely. I've spent 40 years teaching astronomy, and nothing prepared me for people who think NASA is simultaneously incompetent enough to fake a landing AND powerful enough to maintain a planetary hologram. Next they'll tell you gravity is just a feeling you get when the government turns down the simulation settings.