The Non-Overlapping Magisteria Of Milk Choices

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The Non-Overlapping Magisteria Of Milk Choices

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The perfect mathematical representation of raw milk enthusiasts and science believers! Notice how the Venn diagram shows two completely separate circles with zero overlap? That's not a design error—it's the punchline! H5N1 is a highly pathogenic avian influenza virus that can occasionally infect mammals, including cows. Despite clear warnings from epidemiologists about potential zoonotic transmission, raw milk devotees remain steadfastly committed to their unpasteurized lifestyle choices. Pasteurization exists for a reason, folks! It's like watching two parallel universes: one where germ theory is accepted and another where "natural immunity" trumps basic microbiology. The scientific method and conspiracy theories truly are non-overlapping magisteria!

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