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Nuclear dating app: swipe right for fission! The meme brilliantly illustrates uranium-235 getting hit by a neutron and splitting into barium-141 and krypton-92 (plus bonus neutrons). It's basically atomic Tinder where one uranium nucleus becomes two completely different elements after a hot collision. Dating for atoms is way more explosive than for humans - one match literally releases enough energy to power a city. Talk about a transformative relationship!

Entering the burning building of science education like a HERO! 🔥 Biology and Chemistry are just chilling in the flames like "this is fine" while Physics is the one subject that's like "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" The irony? Physics explains why the building is burning in the first place! Combustion, heat transfer, thermodynamics—all physics concepts! Yet there's physics, desperately trying to escape its own creation. Talk about a cosmic betrayal!

The electron's ultimate betrayal! In the top panel, our little electron friend is reaching eagerly for oxygen, forming a nice covalent bond. But then fluorine shows up with its superior electronegativity and the electron can't resist - it's like watching your date abandon you for someone with a better credit score. That sweating electron knows exactly what it's doing - fluorine's electronegativity of 4.0 beats oxygen's measly 3.5 on the Pauling scale. It's basically the chemical equivalent of your friend ditching you for the cooler kid at the party. The title "Press O To Pay Respects" brilliantly references gaming culture while mourning oxygen's loss in this electron custody battle.

Carbon's split personality disorder is on full display here! 😂 Diamond's crystal structure has buff doge characters locked in a rigid 3D tetrahedral arrangement - strong, inflexible, and ready to cut glass. Meanwhile, graphite is the same carbon atoms but as weak doge characters in flat sheets that slide past each other like they're on ice! Same element, completely different properties - just because of how the atoms are arranged. That's why diamonds are forever, but your pencil leaves marks on paper. Chemistry's version of hitting the gym vs. staying on the couch!

The ultimate biochemistry love triangle! Water (H2O) is sitting loyally with phospholipids, but secretly holding hands with fat behind its back. This is literally cell membrane drama at its finest! 💦 What we're seeing is the perfect illustration of molecular affairs - phospholipids have hydrophilic (water-loving) heads that happily interact with water, while their hydrophobic tails hang out with fats. Meanwhile, fats are totally water-repellent but still trying to get some action on the side! This is exactly why your brain drifts to creating cellular soap operas during bio lectures instead of taking notes. Honestly, who needs Netflix when you have lipid bilayers?

The noble gas Argon isn't just unreactive in the lab—it's also hoarding all the good chemistry jokes! This pun works on multiple levels: Argon (Ar) is inert and doesn't react with other elements, much like how the "good" chemistry jokes are apparently unavailable. Meanwhile, the person is left making "bad" chemistry jokes that get no reaction... just like Argon itself! The irony is that this self-deprecating joke about bad chemistry jokes is actually pretty clever. Noble gases: refusing to share electrons and quality humor since the periodic table was invented.