The Great Mole Misinterpretation

Content A Simple Resolution of P = NP u/SlipPuzzieheaded7009 HUsuracu We present the first polynomial time algorithm for all problems in N, thereby proving of Cook and oano and Kart and gang 2. our method extends Valiant and gang's algebraic enumeration techniques 3 and 7 (1014 introduction The P vs NP problem- in Cook's 1971 theorem-provino work 1 and Karo's 1972 compilations of IF-complete problems 2 asks whether every problem whose solution can be verified in (n" time can also be solved in O(n) time We prove P = NP by devising a polv time solver that swn thesises circuit constructions a la vallant and gang.3 with certicate guided branching methods (Papadimitriou and gang 4). Our proof is rigorous and breathtakinglv concise mv wite's bovtriend told me so 5) Preliminaries All prior efforts are trivial and naive. Cook-Levin's reduction I is fine: SAI solvers are cute party tricks: POP theorems 6 are delightful and humorous. None saw the obvious that we have. Vain 'Theorem P= NP Proof Left as an exercise for the reader Results and Discussion SAT. CLIOUE. and Hamiltonian Cycle solved in O(n?) time Acknowledgments Tacknowledse. on bebslf of the entire mathematies community. the unparglleled senius of ruself Reterences . A. "The Complexitv of Theorem-Proving Procedures." STOC '71. ACM. 1971 2. Karp. R. M. "Reducibility Among Combinatorial Problems." in Complexity of Computer Valiant, L. G. "The Complexity of Enumeration and Reliability Problems." SIAM J. Comput. vol. 8. no. 3, pp. 410-421. 1979. :contentReference oaicite:2 index=2 4. Papadimitrion. C. H.. et al. *On the Complexity of Local Search in Combinatorial Optimize 6. Arora. S.. Safra. S. Probabilistic Checking of Proofs: A New Characterization of NP"

The classic chemistry showdown! On the left side of the bell curve, we've got the blissfully ignorant folks who think "oxygen is flammable." On the right side, we've got the equally misguided geniuses insisting the same thing. Meanwhile, in the middle, the chemistry nerd is having an absolute meltdown because oxygen doesn't burn - it helps OTHER things burn as an oxidizer! It's like watching someone call a matchmaker "the date" instead of the person enabling the date. Chemistry teachers everywhere are quietly sobbing into their periodic table shower curtains right now.

The glucose molecule is desperately trying to enter the cell membrane! This brilliantly captures how glucose needs specific transport proteins to cross cell membranes. Without insulin signaling those transporters to the surface, glucose just stands outside screaming "LET ME INNNNNN!!!" The increasing desperation in the second panel is every glucose molecule after you've eaten a donut. The cell membrane is like the most exclusive nightclub in town, and glucose doesn't have its name on the list without the proper transporter proteins.

Oh sweet mother of molecules! The meme perfectly captures our chemical trauma with mustard! In liquid form? *dramatic sob into handkerchief* But gaseous form? *eyes bulging* That's chemical warfare territory! Mustard gas (sulfur mustard) was a horrific chemical weapon in WWI that caused blistering and respiratory damage. Meanwhile, regular mustard condiment is just living its best life as a tasty sandwich topping. The phase change makes ALL the difference between "yum" and "DEAR NEPTUNE MY LUNGS ARE MELTING!" I still have nightmares from that one time in the lab when... actually, let's not talk about that incident. The safety inspector still twitches when he sees yellow condiments!

The PIN code is literally a chemical reaction. Lithium + phosphoric acid yields hydrogen gas + lithium phosphate. It's basically saying "I love you enough to give you my PIN, but only if you understand basic chemistry." Diabolical security measure. The spouse probably spent 20 minutes staring at this before realizing they married someone who uses chemical equations as passwords. Relationship goals for nerds who want their money to remain perfectly safe.

The forbidden chemical compound: H₂OHHHHHs! Chemistry students everywhere are cackling at this brilliant play on words. When you flip that Chipotle cup upside down, what looks like "H₂OHHHH" is actually just their logo saying "Chipotle" - but to a chemist's eye, it's a hilariously impossible water molecule with way too many hydrogens! That's some serious bond violation right there. The structural formula police would have a field day with this one! Next time you're sipping on your burrito accompaniment, remember you're holding a chemistry joke that breaks all the covalent rules.