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Avocado's Number: The Guacamole Of Chemistry

Avocado's Number: The Guacamole Of Chemistry
It's Avogadro's number! The avocado is holding up 6.02 × 10 23 , which is the number of particles in one mole of a substance. Chemistry teachers truly are the unsung comedians of academia. They're out here making puns with produce while the rest of us are just trying to balance equations. Next time you're measuring substances in a lab, remember this little green hero who's become the unofficial mascot of molecular calculations.

Recognized Him By His Number

Recognized Him By His Number
That's Amedeo Avogadro hitting on you with his constant. His pickup line is literally 6.022 × 10²³ particles per mole. The original chemistry influencer before Instagram existed. Honestly, not the worst way to get someone's digits in the scientific community. At least he's giving you a number you can actually remember.

This Joke Has Been Metastasizing For A Year

This Joke Has Been Metastasizing For A Year
When your dermatologist invents a word and suddenly you're facing mortality! The doctor says "carcinizatious" instead of "carcinogenic," and the poor patient watches in horror as their "mole" transforms from a benign skin feature into a crab-shaped metastasizing nightmare. The punchline? It's literally been "sitting inside" them for a year, growing into that ominous crab-like shape we see in the final panel. A dark but brilliant play on medical terminology and the Latin root "carcin-" (meaning crab), which is why cancer-causing agents are called "carcinogenic" and malignant tumors often spread in a crab-like pattern. That mole definitely wasn't just sitting there!

Avogadro's Pickup Strategy

Avogadro's Pickup Strategy
Dating in the scientific community has evolved. That's Avogadro trying to pick up chemistry enthusiasts with his famous constant: 6.022 × 10²³, representing the number of particles in one mole of a substance. It's essentially the chemist's version of a pickup line, except instead of "call me maybe," it's "here's exactly how many atoms you'd need to measure." Smooth like a frictionless surface in a physics problem.

Avogadro's Constant Confession: He's Got All The Moles On You!

Avogadro's Constant Confession: He's Got All The Moles On You!
Chemistry pickup lines just reached a new level of nerdy brilliance! The meme features Amedeo Avogadro (rebranded as "Avogadro Rizz") dropping the ultimate chemistry chat-up line using Carly Rae Jepsen's lyrics. Instead of a phone number, he's giving out his famous constant: 6.022 × 10²³, which represents the number of particles in one mole of a substance. That's not just any number—that's 602,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles ready to react with you! Chemistry students everywhere are simultaneously groaning and saving this for their next lab partner flirtation.

The Great Mole Misinterpretation

The Great Mole Misinterpretation
When your teacher says "mole" but your brain hears "ACTUAL RODENT" instead of 6.022×10²³! This masterpiece of scientific doodlery shows what happens when chemistry students mentally transform Avogadro's number into a literal mole with feet. It's the perfect representation of that moment your brain refuses to chemistry and decides to biology instead. The ultimate chemical identity crisis!

One Mole Of Pure Cuteness

One Mole Of Pure Cuteness
The scale reads "SMOL" while weighing a tiny kitten, but the comment takes it to another level with "5 x 6.022x10 23 formula units of cat identified" - that's Avogadro's number, folks! Essentially saying this cat weighs exactly one "mole" of cuteness. In chemistry, a mole is just a counting unit (like a dozen, but for atoms), containing precisely that many particles. So they've quantified this kitten's adorableness at the molecular level. Brilliant way to say this cat is both incredibly tiny and scientifically significant!

Avocado's Number On A Shelf

Avocado's Number On A Shelf
The ultimate chemistry dad joke has arrived! That's not just any number on that avocado tumbler—it's Avogadro's Number (6.02×10^23), the holy grail of chemistry that represents the number of particles in one mole of substance. So what we have here is literally an "Avocado's Number" on a shelf! The creator deserves a Nobel Prize in Comedy for this masterpiece of scientific wordplay. Chemistry teachers everywhere are simultaneously groaning and ordering one for themselves.

Call Me Avogadro Maybe

Call Me Avogadro Maybe
A scientific twist on the "Call Me Maybe" song featuring none other than Avogadro! That number (6.0221 × 10^23) is Avogadro's constant - the number of particles in one mole of a substance. Chemists everywhere are quietly snickering because this is basically the pickup line equivalent of handing someone 602 sextillion phone numbers at once. Talk about playing hard to get! Next time you're struggling with stoichiometry calculations, just remember Avogadro was actually trying to slide into your DMs.

Take My Number... All 6.02 × 10²³ Of It

Take My Number... All 6.02 × 10²³ Of It
The smoothest mathematician in history just slid into your DMs. That's Avogadro's number (6.02 × 10²³) on those tear-off tabs—the exact quantity of molecules in one mole of any substance. Dating a chemist means you'll always know exactly how many atoms are coming to dinner. Just don't expect them to be on time; they're too busy calculating how many moles of wine to bring.

The Triple Mole Convergence

The Triple Mole Convergence
The ultimate chemistry student's pun has manifested. Three Spider-Men pointing at each other, each labeled "MOLE" but representing entirely different definitions: a Mexican dish (the food), a mammal (the burrowing creature), and a unit of measurement (6.022 × 10 23 particles). This is peak procrastination brilliance. The kind of humor that emerges only when your lab report deadline looms and your brain decides creating multidimensional puns is more important than calculating titration results.

A Mole-titude Of Nuts

A Mole-titude Of Nuts
The first panel shows NNN = No Nut November (rejected), but the second panel reveals NNN = 6.022·10 23 Nut November (approved)! That's Avogadro's number—the number of atoms in one mole of a substance. Chemistry students everywhere are nodding knowingly while calculating just how many nuts that would be. Talk about a mole -titude of nuts! Technically impossible but theoretically hilarious for anyone who's survived basic chemistry class.