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This periodic table "lickability guide" is both hilarious and potentially life-saving! 😂 The color-coding system ranges from "Sure, it's probably fine" (green) to "Please reconsider" (purple), with some elements that are definitely not tongue-friendly. Hydrogen? Lickable! Sodium? You'll literally start a fire in your mouth. Mercury? Hard pass unless you're into neurological damage. Francium would explode on contact with your saliva since it reacts violently with water! Chemistry class suddenly got way more interesting when you realize the periodic table is basically a menu of forbidden snacks. Next lab safety briefing should just be this chart!

Scientists are the original users of cis/trans terminology, and we're not giving up our nomenclature without a fight. In chemistry, it's all about those fatty acid configurations—cis fats like avocados and olive oil vs. trans fats trying to clog your arteries. Meanwhile, biology's over here with cis/trans gene regulation and cellular membranes. And then mathematics swoops in with complex functions and geometric transformations because apparently everyone wanted a piece of this positional relationship action. The scientific community was into position-based identity labels before it was cool.

The Cinderella we never knew was secretly a chemist! While Prince Charming begs her to stay at the ball, she's got more pressing matters—an exothermic reaction waiting to be quenched back at the lab. For chemistry nerds, "quenching" is actually the process of stopping a chemical reaction by rapidly cooling it or adding a neutralizing agent. Without proper quenching, some reactions can become dangerously unstable or produce unwanted byproducts. Clearly, Cinderella's scientific priorities trump royal romance. Her glass slippers were probably just lab safety violations waiting to happen anyway!

Nothing says "I'm about to spectacularly fail today's titration" quite like showing up to lab in a neon outfit that screams "I spent last night at a party instead of reading the protocol." The unprepared student stands out like a fluorescent indicator at endpoint, while the regular students blend in with the appropriate level of academic despair. They've accepted their fate of smelling like acetone for the rest of the day, while our middle friend is still figuring out which end of the pipette to use. Classic case of "I'll just wing it" meeting "this experiment is worth 30% of your grade."

The chemistry world's original ghosting story! John Dalton proposed element symbols based on English names (like O for Oxygen, H for Hydrogen) in 1803, feeling pretty smug about his brilliant system. Then Berzelius swooped in with those Latin-based symbols we use today (Fe for Ferrum/Iron, Na for Natrium/Sodium), and Dalton's contribution got completely sidelined. Talk about a scientific rejection that still stings two centuries later! Poor guy probably muttered "I created atomic theory too, you know" at parties for the rest of his life.

Elementary physics meets Jurassic Park in this masterpiece! The meme cleverly reimagines the three fundamental states of matter with dinosaurs as the substance. Solid dino stands proud and intact, liquid dino is melting into a puddle (tar pit vibes, anyone?), and gas dino has been processed into fossil fuel—completing the perfect prehistoric phase transition. It's the scientific cycle we never knew we needed. Next time your chemistry teacher asks about states of matter, just show them this and watch their brain short-circuit trying to decide whether to laugh or give you extra credit!