The Lunar Geometry Crisis

Just when you thought we'd escaped flat Earth theories, someone's now questioning the moon's geometry! The exasperated "Don't" response perfectly captures how astronomers feel every time celestial bodies get geometrically challenged. Fun fact: we've known the moon is spherical since ancient Greece when people noticed its circular shadow during lunar eclipses. Even with modern technology sending back thousands of images from multiple angles, conspiracy theorists still find ways to question established science. The mental gymnastics required to believe in a flat moon would win gold medals if Olympic events included "Ignoring Observable Reality."