You Are Nothing Compared To Me

Mathematicians watching AI learn matrix multiplication in 0.2 seconds after they've dedicated their entire careers to optimizing it by 0.0001%. The tweet perfectly captures that moment when you realize your PhD thesis on computational efficiency just became obsolete because some neural network decided to flex. Pour one out for all the linear algebra professors whose "this will be relevant for your future" speech just got invalidated by a few lines of code.

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Oh look, AI trying to teach chemistry! That's like asking my cat to explain quantum mechanics. The diagram shows methanol (CH₃OH) with the carbon clearly making FOUR bonds (to 3 hydrogens and 1 oxygen), not three as the title sarcastically suggests. Hydrogen having three bonds would break the fundamental octet rule faster than undergrads break glassware in their first lab. Even first-year chemistry students know hydrogen can only form ONE bond with its lonely electron. This is what happens when you let robots teach organic chemistry - next they'll be telling us water is H₃O because "more hydrogens must be better!"

The search for Einstein's wealth has uncovered something far more intriguing than relativity - his apparent immortality! According to this AI-generated response, Einstein not only had $1 million when he died in 1955, but "he now earns more than $12 million annually from endorsement deals." Clearly, death was just another dimension Einstein managed to transcend. Perhaps he's hanging out with Tupac somewhere, negotiating his next brand partnership. The real question isn't "was Einstein rich?" but "which luxury watch is he currently promoting from beyond the grave?"

The classic dating miscommunication strikes again! Two people connect over their mutual love of "train models" - but they're talking about completely different things. He's thinking of actual miniature railroad models (choo-choo!), while she's referring to machine learning models for training AI algorithms (beep-boop!). It's basically the modern tech version of "I thought you meant that kind of Python!" The diagram she shows is a typical neural network flowchart - the kind data scientists dream about while the model train enthusiast is busy perfecting his tiny railroad crossing. Two nerds, two worlds, one hilarious misunderstanding!

That moment when someone in charge of our education system can't pronounce "AI" correctly! The irony is just *chef's kiss*. It's like watching someone with a PhD in astronomy point to the moon and call it cheese. Intelligence, artificial or otherwise, seems to be in short supply when officials confuse the acronym for the very technology that's revolutionizing education. Next thing you know, they'll be calling DNA "that squiggly stuff in cells" during a genetics conference!