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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Computational models Memes

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Girlfriend Vs. FEA: The Ultimate Relationship Comparison

Engineering Physics Math Science
1 day ago 3.6K views 0 shares
Girlfriend Vs. FEA: The Ultimate Relationship Comparison
Engineers have finally quantified what we've suspected all along - computational models are superior companions! While girlfriends remain "impossible to understand" and "may be mad at you" for reasons beyond scientific explanation, Finite Element Analysis behaves with refreshing predictability. The beauty of FEA is that it only stresses when you literally apply stress - none of that mysterious emotional calculus. And unlike your girlfriend who might replace you with "one of her options," FEA faithfully converges to you after enough iterations. That's commitment! Best part? While your girlfriend "doesn't even exist" (according to some desperate engineering students), FEA is always there in your simulation software, ready to give meaningful results. Who needs human connection when you have colorful stress distribution plots?

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