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The search for Einstein's wealth has uncovered something far more intriguing than relativity - his apparent immortality! According to this AI-generated response, Einstein not only had $1 million when he died in 1955, but "he now earns more than $12 million annually from endorsement deals." Clearly, death was just another dimension Einstein managed to transcend. Perhaps he's hanging out with Tupac somewhere, negotiating his next brand partnership. The real question isn't "was Einstein rich?" but "which luxury watch is he currently promoting from beyond the grave?"

Content Today at 4:04 PM Who the h#ll is Kepler and why should his laws apply to me???!? Today at 4:15 PM Ellipses Today at 4:17 PM Who will join me in rebellion against the unfair rule of Kepler and Newton? Today at 4:17 PM Would you say that newtons laws are holding you down?

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The engineering student pipeline in one image! That creepy shadow figure is basically all of us after three consecutive all-nighters fueled by nothing but energy drinks and the burning desire to build something that might accidentally become sentient. Engineering school doesn't transform you into an engineer - it transforms you into whatever that is! The irony of claiming to be "normal" while simultaneously revealing your robot-building agenda is peak engineering humor. Trust me, I'm a scientist... I'm totally not planning world domination with my toaster that now inexplicably connects to WiFi.

Oh the sweet irony of digital doom! This frozen wasteland perfectly captures the existential crisis of software engineers who've spent years perfecting their craft, only to watch AI casually learn to code better than them. It's like building your own guillotine and then handing it the instruction manual! The engineer is literally drilling through ice—a metaphorical grave for their soon-to-be obsolete career—while AI gets cozy writing better code in the background. The cold, barren landscape? That's just the job market in 5 years! *maniacal scientist laugh* Remember when we thought robots would just take over physical labor? Plot twist: your fancy CS degree might be worth less than that ice fishing hole!

GPT-5 achieving "Ph.D.-level intelligence" means it'll perfectly mimic the authentic grad student experience - taking on way too many projects, promising impossible deadlines, and eventually having an existential crisis! The digital equivalent of surviving on ramen noodles and caffeine while muttering "my methodology is sound" at 3AM. Next update: GPT-5.1 with built-in imposter syndrome and the ability to cry in supply closets!