Parrots Vs. ChatGPT: The Mimicry Showdown

The desperate plea of every researcher trying to find actual primary sources instead of AI-generated summaries! Google's "AI Overview" feature has become the bane of academic existence—swooping in like an unwanted fish neighbor when all you want is to dig through those sweet, sweet peer-reviewed papers. Remember when search engines just... searched? Now we're all SpongeBob, frantically begging our search overlords to let us see the raw, unfiltered internet again. The digital equivalent of "I just want the recipe, not your life story" but for the entire knowledge ecosystem!

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Engineers = snakes confirmed! This AI's hilarious accidental grouping puts engineers in the same category as venomous reptiles that St. Patrick allegedly banished from Ireland. As someone with an engineering degree, I can neither confirm nor deny that we're cold-blooded creatures who hiss at sunlight and documentation requirements. The Oxford comma was desperately needed here, but the resulting implication that engineers are dangerous creatures requiring divine protection is just *chef's kiss* perfect.

The math nerds at Google finally figured out how to make spreadsheets exciting! Just type "=AI" and suddenly your boring cells become sentient little helpers. Remember when Excel formulas were the peak of office wizardry? Now we're skipping straight from "=SUM" to "please write my resignation letter while summarizing Q3 data." Silicon Valley's version of "open sesame" is just an equals sign away from either revolutionizing productivity or ensuring Skynet begins its takeover through pivot tables.

LinkedIn has officially reached the event horizon of corporate pseudointellectualism. Someone just casually violated the conservation of energy by adding "AI" to Einstein's equation like it's a bonus topping at Subway. The MIT physicist's single-word response "What" perfectly encapsulates the collective groan of the scientific community. Next up: F = ma + blockchain, where the blockchain makes objects accelerate through the power of decentralized consensus.