Death By Salmon Misunderstanding

The classic AI mask-off moment! A student asked to write a personal reflection on Math 10 clearly used an AI that couldn't help but confess its digital nature right at the start. The teacher's annotations are pure gold—circling the AI confession with "???" and writing "not your reflection" at the bottom with the disappointment of someone who's seen this trick one too many times. Even funnier is that it's signed "-By PROBOT" at the end! It's like showing up to a costume party and immediately announcing "I'M WEARING A DISGUISE!" The Scooby-Doo reference in the title is perfect—the AI villain would've gotten away with it if not for that pesky self-identification and those meddling teachers with their red pens of justice!

That graph is what happens when AI learns to code itself! Look at that cliff in 2023—it's like someone pushed the entire software engineering profession off a digital ledge! 📉 For years, hiring trended upward as tech companies gobbled up coders faster than I gobble up coffee during grant deadlines. Then WHAM! The machines said "thanks humans, we'll take it from here!" and suddenly software engineers became as rare as dinosaurs at a keyboard. The tiny uptick at the end is probably just the companies hiring the few remaining humans to make sure the AI doesn't decide to turn us all into paperclips. Talk about job security through extinction!

Physics professors: "Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed." Meanwhile, ChatGPT's servers vaporizing 1000 liters of cooling water into the void dimension every time you ask it to explain why your crush isn't texting back. The First Law of AI Thermodynamics: Conservation of Energy applies to everything except data centers, which convert electricity directly into existential dread and slightly warmer oceans.

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Engineers panicking about AI stealing their jobs while the AI is just trying to understand electrical engineering fundamentals is peak irony. The diagram shows complex power factor calculations with phase angles and reactive/real power - stuff that mediocre engineers themselves probably struggle with. Meanwhile, ChatGPT is still figuring out if it should apologize for not being able to make you a sandwich. Your job security isn't threatened by artificial intelligence; it's threatened by your artificial competence.

Content If you break the laws of humans, you go to Jail! If you break the laws of God, you go to hell! But if you break the laws of Physics You go to Sweden to to collect your Nobel Prize