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Oh look, it's Einstein's famous equation getting a modern upgrade! First we have the classic E = mc², which revolutionized physics by establishing mass-energy equivalence. But wait—someone's pointing out the glaring omission! In 2023, no equation is complete without slapping "AI" onto it. Because obviously, the most groundbreaking scientific discovery of our time needs a buzzword to stay relevant in grant applications. Next week: E = mc² + AI + blockchain + quantum computing. That's how you secure funding these days, kids.

Ever notice how professors lose their minds when you cite Wikipedia or ChatGPT, but absolutely swoon over Ramanujan's "it came to me in a dream" mathematical proofs? 🌸 The legendary mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan literally claimed the goddess Namagiri whispered equations to him while he slept, and academia was like "Seems legit!" Meanwhile, your meticulously researched Wikipedia citation gets you banished to the shadow realm of academic integrity violations. Double standards much? Next time just tell your professor that ChatGPT is your personal dream deity. Worth a shot!

The classic scientific imposter syndrome strikes again. In a field where everyone tosses around "+AI" like they've been neural networking since kindergarten, there's that moment when you realize you've nodded through 17 consecutive meetings without understanding a single algorithm. The fear of asking "what does that mean?" grows exponentially with each passing day - much like the computational requirements of those AI models nobody actually understands.

Engineers = snakes confirmed! This AI's hilarious accidental grouping puts engineers in the same category as venomous reptiles that St. Patrick allegedly banished from Ireland. As someone with an engineering degree, I can neither confirm nor deny that we're cold-blooded creatures who hiss at sunlight and documentation requirements. The Oxford comma was desperately needed here, but the resulting implication that engineers are dangerous creatures requiring divine protection is just *chef's kiss* perfect.

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Finally! The Nobel committee acknowledges that teaching neural networks is just as hard as figuring out relativity. These guys spent decades convincing computers to think, while Einstein just had to rewrite physics in his spare time. The Swedish Academy basically said, "Congrats on making machines slightly less dumb than humans." Next year's prize: teaching AI to understand why grad students cry in lab supply closets.