Salmon Memes

Field trips with Ms. Frizzle were wild! The Magic School Bus really took education to the extreme - shrinking down to witness salmon reproduction up close and personal. Talk about immersive learning! 😂 Nothing says "hands-on biology lesson" quite like being miniaturized and sent straight into a salmon's reproductive habitat. No wonder those kids always looked traumatized by the end of each episode. That's not in any standard curriculum I've ever seen!

The graph shows transport efficiency (calories per gram per kilometer) vs body weight for various creatures and vehicles. And then there's that genius comment: "Imagine how efficient a salmon on a bicycle would be." Looking at the data points, a cyclist is already super efficient at ~0.15 cal/g/km, while salmon sit at ~0.45 cal/g/km. Combining their powers would create the ultimate transportation revolution! Just picture a salmon pedaling away with its tail, water splashing everywhere. The ultimate eco-friendly commute solution nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs. Finally, a practical use for all those upstream swimming muscles! NASA engineers are probably kicking themselves for missing this obvious breakthrough in biomechanical efficiency.