Just Leave It As An Exercise

The terror of seeing "only 5 questions" on a thermodynamics exam hits different. It's like the professor saying "I've prepared 5 separate ways to destroy your weekend, self-esteem, and will to live." Each question is basically a multi-stage rocket launch of pain that'll age you 51 years in 3 hours. The fewer the questions, the more each one feels like you're attempting interstellar travel with a calculator and pure desperation. Physics students know: "only 5 questions" translates to "hope you brought snacks, we're gonna be here awhile."

The eternal physics student nightmare! That moment when you're staring at a projectile motion problem with geopolitical flavor, thinking "I got this!" Then they hit you with "give your answer in seconds" and suddenly you're questioning your life choices. For the uninitiated, this requires calculating how long it takes a bomb to fall 78.4m under gravity (easy part) while accounting for horizontal velocity (the tricky part). Meanwhile, John von Neumann—legendary mathematician who could mentally calculate complex problems in seconds—is probably laughing from mathematical heaven. The anime girl's transition from "easy" to "ehhh" perfectly captures that split-second realization that you've been bamboozled by a seemingly simple physics problem. Time to frantically scribble equations while praying to the physics gods!

The duality of physics students! Left side: pure joy when calculating the distance traveled using a velocity-time graph (just find the area under the curve - easy peasy). Right side: existential crisis mode when faced with a displacement-time graph (wait... what even IS area here?). The realization that these two concepts are fundamentally different hits harder than Newton's apple. One gives you actual distance, the other some weird squared units that make you question your entire education.

*Cracks mathematical knuckles* Oh, it's about to go DOWN! When the teacher drops that "square roots can't have negative numbers" bomb and some brave mathematical rebel says "Or can it?" - that's when the imaginary numbers enter the chat! √-1 is just sitting there like "Am I a joke to you?" Complex numbers have entered the battlefield! The Vsauce music is the perfect soundtrack for this mathematical showdown - because nothing says "I'm about to blow your mind with i = √-1" like dramatic background music. That kid's not just smart, he's living in 4D mathematical space while everyone else is still counting on fingers!

Engineering confidence is the biggest scam of all time! You walk in thinking "Pfft, I've built IKEA furniture without the instructions, how hard can this be?" Then suddenly you're staring at differential equations that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics! 😂 The transition from "I'll understand whatever it is" to "There's nothing about this I understand" happens faster than the speed of light - which, ironically, you'd learn to calculate in the class you're failing!

When someone casually says "probably," statisticians don't mess around. That p-value of 0.98 with a sample size of 500 and tiny standard deviation of 0.021? That's not "probably" – that's "I'd bet my tenure on it." Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a math nerd like someone using statistical certainty to warn you away from their sock drawer. Whatever's in there must be worse than that time the department tried to combine the faculty holiday party with peer review.