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Words Hard, Numbers Easy

Words Hard, Numbers Easy
Engineers solving differential equations? No problem. Engineers writing a one-page report? Existential crisis activated. This meme perfectly captures the bizarre paradox where people who can design bridges and rockets suddenly malfunction when asked to string sentences together. The panic in SpongeBob's eyes is the same look engineers get when told their technical documentation needs "more words" and "fewer equations." Writing reports is basically engineering kryptonite - turning brilliant minds into confused puddles of anxiety who'd rather build another prototype than explain what they just built.

Every Single Wikipedia Article Out There Be Like

Every Single Wikipedia Article Out There Be Like
Wikipedia editors really nailed scientific communication with their preference for vague "characteristic odor" descriptions. Meanwhile, the rest of us are desperately seeking the blue button that actually tells us what hydrogen sulfide smells like. Nothing says "I'm a serious scientist" like avoiding phrases like "smells like rotten eggs" in favor of academic jargon that helps absolutely no one. Next time you're writing a lab report, remember: clarity is for amateurs.

These Jokers Literally Wrote A 300-Page Compliance Document Entirely In Comic Sans

These Jokers Literally Wrote A 300-Page Compliance Document Entirely In Comic Sans
Someone at the Utah Division of Waste Management and Radiation Control woke up and chose violence. Comic Sans – the typographical equivalent of showing up to a nuclear physics conference in a clown costume. The fact that this is page 1 of 327 suggests there are 326 more pages of this typographical crime against humanity. Nothing says "we take radioactive waste very seriously" like a font designed for children's birthday invitations. Imagine being a facility manager, receiving this document, and realizing your radiation safety protocols are being evaluated in the same font used for lemonade stands and lost cat posters. The true half-life of professional credibility? Approximately 0.3 seconds after opening this document.