I'm Just There For Attendance

The pandemic learning gap strikes again! Someone actually paid attention during a Zoom class and the rest of us are SHOOK. While most of us were perfecting the art of looking engaged with cameras off (or mastering the strategic unmute-to-say-"thanks-professor"-then-immediate-mute technique), this note-taking overachiever just exposed our collective academic crimes. The true hero here isn't just sharing notes—they're shattering the illusion that any of us were doing more than counting ceiling tiles during virtual lectures. The digital equivalent of "wait, there was homework?" just hit an entirely new level!