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When Spider-Sense Meets Zoom Fatigue

When Spider-Sense Meets Zoom Fatigue
The infamous Spider-Man pointing meme gets a pandemic-era academic upgrade! On one side, we've got a chaotic cluster of identical Spider-Men labeled "STUDENTS BARELY KEEPING IT TOGETHER THIS SEMESTER" - because nothing says remote learning like twenty versions of yourself trying to focus simultaneously. Meanwhile, lone Spider-Man on the right represents "PROFESSOR BARELY KEEPING IT TOGETHER THIS SEMESTER" - proving that even those with PhD-level superpowers couldn't escape 2020's educational chaos. The virtual classroom: where everyone's spider-sense was tingling with anxiety and nobody's camera was actually on.

The Hexagon-Drawing Simulator

The Hexagon-Drawing Simulator
The reality of online organic chemistry classes hits different. Five identical images of a student staring intensely at their laptop, supposedly mastering complex reaction mechanisms... then the truth drops in the final panel: just drawing hexagons. Literally just hexagons. The universal experience of pretending to understand stereochemistry while secretly drawing the only molecular shape you remember from high school. Those benzene rings aren't going to draw themselves, and neither is your understanding of nucleophilic substitution reactions.

Correlation Equals Causation: The Conspiracy Theorist's Handbook

Correlation Equals Causation: The Conspiracy Theorist's Handbook
The pandemic timeline according to conspiracy theorists! First, classes move online because of COVID. Then, mysteriously, "COVID engineers" graduate and enter the workforce. And suddenly—planes start falling out of the sky? Twice?! Because obviously, engineering education works better in person when you can physically touch the laws of aerodynamics. This perfectly captures how conspiracy minds connect completely unrelated events with imaginary causation. Remote learning → unqualified engineers → aviation disasters. Next they'll blame the microchips in vaccines for making pilots forget how to fly!

The $120,000 YouTube Premium Subscription

The $120,000 YouTube Premium Subscription
The economics of higher education, distilled into one perfect joke! This is basically every college student during the pandemic who paid full tuition for the privilege of watching professors struggle with Zoom. $120,000 for a glorified YouTube subscription with mandatory attendance? That's not education—that's Stockholm syndrome with student loans. The real experiment wasn't in the chemistry lab, it was seeing how many students would keep paying premium prices for education.exe running in safe mode.

Zoom University's Structural Failures

Zoom University's Structural Failures
When your entire engineering degree consisted of watching pixelated YouTube tutorials and frantically Googling "how to calculate beam stress" at 2 AM. These poor souls are holding the blueprints upside down and backward, which is pretty much how we all felt trying to learn AutoCAD through a 13-inch laptop screen while the professor's Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The structural integrity of their education is about as sound as a bridge built with popsicle sticks and optimism.

Be Sure To Put This On Your Resume

Be Sure To Put This On Your Resume
The graduating class of 2020 has the ultimate interview flex! "Tell me about a difficult challenge?" *laughs maniacally* "Well, my entire academic career transformed into a digital hellscape overnight! I defended my thesis while my cat knocked over my laptop, synthesized compounds in my kitchen sink, and conducted field research via Google Earth!" The pandemic turned science education into a chaotic experiment where students were both the researchers AND the test subjects. Talk about baptism by viral fire!

I'm Just There For Attendance

I'm Just There For Attendance
The pandemic learning gap strikes again! Someone actually paid attention during a Zoom class and the rest of us are SHOOK. While most of us were perfecting the art of looking engaged with cameras off (or mastering the strategic unmute-to-say-"thanks-professor"-then-immediate-mute technique), this note-taking overachiever just exposed our collective academic crimes. The true hero here isn't just sharing notes—they're shattering the illusion that any of us were doing more than counting ceiling tiles during virtual lectures. The digital equivalent of "wait, there was homework?" just hit an entirely new level!