This Is Literally Law At This Point

Even rocket scientists Google basic formulas. Joby here, with his PhD in Physics and NASA credentials, just admitted what we all do—forgetting (4/3)πr³ despite years of education. It's the academic equivalent of a chef looking up how to boil water. Next time your professor acts superior, remember that somewhere a NASA physicist is frantically searching "how sphere work." Education isn't about memorization; it's about knowing what to look up when you inevitably forget everything.

If Science decided to take human form, THIS would be it! The wild Einstein-esque hair, those glasses perched precariously on the nose, and that slightly bewildered expression that screams "I just discovered something amazing but I'm not sure if I should be excited or terrified!" 🤓 That comment "he looks like science" is pure gold! It's like saying someone "looks like math" or "resembles chemistry" - which shouldn't make sense but SOMEHOW DOES. Science isn't a person, but if it were, it would definitely show up to the party with that hair and that "I've been up for 72 hours straight testing hypotheses" vibe. Fun fact: Our brains are wired to create stereotypes - even for abstract concepts! That's why we can all instantly recognize this as "what science would look like if it were a person" despite science being, you know, THE ENTIRE SYSTEMATIC PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE.

The temporal justice league is in session! While "lame" time travelers waste their quantum opportunities on family reunions (only to be brutally rejected), the real MVPs use their chronological superpowers to correct scientific injustices. Nothing says "I respect the space-time continuum" like traveling back to ensure Rosalind Franklin gets proper credit for her critical X-ray crystallography work that helped reveal DNA's structure. The scientific community's greatest time paradox isn't grandfather issues—it's citation issues!

Welcome to the dystopian nightmare of modern academia! You've got two options: pay thousands to publish your research in a "prestigious" journal, or pay thousands more to read someone else's research. Meanwhile, researchers are over here taking both pills and still going broke. The real kicker? Most research is publicly funded, yet somehow ends up behind paywalls that even the institutions that produced it can't afford. It's like paying for the privilege to cook a meal, then paying again to eat it. And they wonder why scientists drink so much coffee... we need something to wash down all these expensive pills.

The greatest inside joke in physics is that we really do only have these five jokes. I've been teaching for 30 years and still trot out the spherical cow when solving impossible problems. "Assume the cow is a perfect sphere in a vacuum..." It's practically a rite of passage. What's truly hilarious is watching new physics students discover these classics and thinking they're being original. Sorry kid, your Schrödinger's cat punchline was already old when Feynman was doodling in notebooks. The real sixth joke? The starting salary for physics graduates.

Imagine texting the father of quantum mechanics about his famous thought experiment! The brilliance here is that Schrödinger's response isn't just "yes" or "no" - it's a superposition of "No" arranged in a wavefunction pattern! Until you observe the cat, it exists in both states simultaneously. His chaotic reply perfectly captures quantum uncertainty in messaging form. The irony of Schrödinger being "online" yet giving such a cryptic answer is peak physics humor! For the curious minds: Schrödinger proposed this thought experiment to highlight the absurdity of quantum superposition when applied to everyday objects. A cat in a box with a radioactive trigger would be both alive and dead until observed - just like those text messages are simultaneously clear and confusing!