Confidence Memes

The mathematical massacre happening here is just *chef's kiss*. Someone claims 1¢ per second would be better than $2.5 million, and our confident mathematician declares it's "1.3 billion every other week" without a single calculation actually working out. Let's do the real math: 1¢/second = 60¢/minute = $36/hour = $864/day = ~$6,048/week. That's roughly 0.0000046 billion every other week. Our friend was only off by a factor of 280,000! The best part? The honest admission at the end: "i just thought of the biggest number i know and commented it." Peak internet mathematics in action!

The face of mathematical delusion! This meme pokes fun at amateur mathematicians on r/numbertheory who think they've disproven Fermat's Last Theorem with a wildly incorrect assumption. For context, Fermat's Last Theorem (which took over 350 years to prove) states that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy a n + b n = c n for any integer n > 2. The "Q.E.D." at the bottom (Latin for "that which was to be demonstrated") is the cherry on top - the universal symbol mathematicians use after completing a proof. It's basically the mathematical equivalent of dropping the mic while being completely wrong! The confidence-to-competence ratio is off the charts here!

The perfect demonstration of why you shouldn't trust AI for basic math! ChatGPT confidently declares 9.11 > 9.9 (correct), calculates 9.11 - 9.9 = 0.21 (wrong), then when asked to use Python, claims the result is -0.79 due to "floating-point precision errors" (complete nonsense). The actual answer is 0.21, which it originally gave incorrectly but then claimed was correct! It's like watching a student make up increasingly elaborate excuses for getting 2+2=5. This is why mathematicians drink.

Fractional blindness strikes again! Our self-proclaimed math major proudly declares that 1 in 1,000 equals .001% when it's actually 0.1%. That's only off by a factor of 100 – no biggie, right? The irony of confidently correcting someone while making such a basic decimal conversion error is *chef's kiss* perfection. Even better is getting schooled by the reply explaining that 1/1000 = 0.1%. Maybe they should consider changing majors... or at least retaking that intro to fractions class from 3rd grade.

The equation x + 2 = x - 2 is mathematically impossible unless you're in some bizarre universe where 2 = -2. Yet here's someone proudly factoring (x-2)(x+2)=0 as if that's what the original equation asked for! It's like watching someone answer "What's your favorite color?" with a detailed explanation of photosynthesis. The commenter's smug "Easyyyy" at the end is the mathematical equivalent of confidently walking into a wall and declaring it was intentional. This is why math teachers drink.