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The human hearing range tops out around 20kHz (20,000Hz). So a 20,001Hz bell is just beyond what humans can detect. Meanwhile, this character is bleeding from the ears, clearly experiencing severe trauma, yet insists "I didn't hear no bell" - technically correct in the most painful way possible. It's what happens when you combine Rocky's determination with a physics textbook. Your eardrums might be shattered, but your scientific pedantry remains intact.

Quantum physics meets evolutionary biology in one glorious pun. The double slit experiment—that mind-bending demonstration where particles behave as waves passing through two slits—apparently works on horses too! Send a white horse through and it transforms into a zebra on the other side. Clearly, nature's way of telling us that reality is just a matter of perspective and proper experimental setup. Next up: sending a cat through to test if it comes out both alive AND dead. Grant funding pending.

The 16-step journey of solving a physics problem is painfully accurate. You start with such optimism, writing equations and drawing diagrams, only to spiral into a mathematical hellscape of wrong answers, calculation errors, and eventually blaming textbook authors for your misery. The emotional rollercoaster from confidence to despair to that brief euphoria when you finally get the right answer—only to discover the problem has six more parts! This is physics in its purest form: four hours of suffering followed by 30 seconds of feeling like Einstein, before reality crushes you again. Every physics student just had traumatic flashbacks to that one thermodynamics problem set that nearly broke them.

This Venn diagram is mathematical proof that I have something in common with one of history's greatest scientists! The intersection symbol "∩" shows what Newton and I share - we're both proud members of the No-Sex Club! 😂 Fun fact: Newton died a virgin, dedicating his life to science instead of romance. He once said "If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" - clearly not by standing at the altar! At least my loneliness is in brilliant company!

Oh god, the Hamiltonian space plot looks suspiciously like... that meme . Once you see the resemblance to the Among Us character, you can't unsee it. Some poor physics grad student probably spent weeks coding this phase space trajectory only to realize they've accidentally created a scientific shitpost. The universe is truly a cruel jokester—making our serious mathematical representations of physical systems look like cartoon space beans. Next time you're solving Hamilton's equations, remember: in phase space, no one can hear you scream.

Tesla's grand vision of wireless electricity transmission got hijacked by AirPods! The genius who dreamed of powering cities wirelessly is watching us celebrate the freedom from... headphone cords. Talk about missing the forest for the trees! His Wardenclyffe Tower was supposed to beam energy across continents, but instead we're just beaming Spotify to our ears. Classic case of "you were so close" in technological evolution. Somewhere in the great beyond, Tesla is both crying and slow-clapping at our priorities.