Unemployment Memes

The struggle is real for physics grads! On the left, our poor physicist is just standing there with his briefcase (d = 0, meaning zero displacement). Despite all that force (F) being applied, he's going nowhere fast—just like his job search! On the right, he's FINALLY moving! But physics haunts him forever. Now he's walking perpendicular to the force (θ = 90°, cos θ = 0), meaning all that education force is doing ZERO work on his actual career path! Four years of quantum mechanics and differential equations just to walk sideways from your field! Who needs a job when you can calculate exactly how unemployed you are? 🤓

Behold! The quantum branching of career trajectories! This diagram brilliantly illustrates the many-worlds interpretation of getting a Physics PhD - where in every possible timeline , you somehow end up homeless! 🧠💥 It's like Schrödinger's career choice - the wavefunction collapses and no matter which eigenstate you measure, the result is cardboard sign and shopping cart! Even the multiverse can't save you from the academic job market! Remember kids, for every action (getting an advanced degree) there's an equal and opposite reaction (complete financial ruin). Newton would be so proud!