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Zero Work, Full Degree

Zero Work, Full Degree
Four years of quantum mechanics and advanced calculus, and what do you get? A physics degree that does zero work. The meme brilliantly illustrates the classic physics equation W = F·d·cos(θ), where if displacement (d) equals zero or the angle is 90°, the work done is precisely... nothing. Just like your career prospects! From graduation cap to McDonald's cap with a brief stint throwing your degree in the trash—at least the math checks out. Turns out understanding the fundamental forces of the universe doesn't force employers to hire you.

The Great Academic Experiment

The Great Academic Experiment
The ultimate scientific experiment with predictable results: spend your formative years accumulating knowledge and debt, only to discover the control group (who skipped college) somehow has better career outcomes. It's like training for 16 years to run a marathon where the finish line keeps moving away. The real hypothesis being tested? How long humans can maintain optimism while subsisting on ramen and caffeine. Bonus finding: turns out those "guaranteed job prospects" were actually just a statistical anomaly!

Unemployed With A Superiority Complex

Unemployed With A Superiority Complex
The path to unemployment has never been so theoretically elegant! Physics majors think they're solving the universe while math majors are proving theorems nobody asked for—both tunneling straight into joblessness with remarkable precision. Meanwhile, the cow represents biology majors who actually found jobs because they studied something practical. The real superiority complex? Thinking your ability to calculate in 11 dimensions will impress an HR manager who just wants someone who can use Excel without crashing the system.

The Theoretical Road To Nowhere

The Theoretical Road To Nowhere
The eternal academic rivalry illustrated with brutal honesty! Physics and math majors both lead to the same destination—unemployment with a superiority complex—but they'll fight to the death about whose path is more elegant. Meanwhile, the cow (representing normal people with practical degrees) just watches these two branches of theoretical knowledge duke it out while quietly enjoying stable employment. The irony? Both majors can explain the universe but can't explain how to pay rent without roommates!

The Ultimate Academic Prank

The Ultimate Academic Prank
The ultimate scientific experiment gone wrong! Spend nearly two decades mastering quantum mechanics, organic chemistry, or astrophysics... only to discover the job market has its own laws of physics where your degree equals approximately zero opportunities. That crushing realization when you've memorized the entire periodic table but can't find anyone willing to pay you for knowing what happens when you mix cesium with water. The real hypothesis should've been "Will this education actually lead to employment?" Spoiler alert: results inconclusive!

A Physics Major After Graduation

A Physics Major After Graduation
The struggle is real for physics grads! On the left, our poor physicist is just standing there with his briefcase (d = 0, meaning zero displacement). Despite all that force (F) being applied, he's going nowhere fast—just like his job search! On the right, he's FINALLY moving! But physics haunts him forever. Now he's walking perpendicular to the force (θ = 90°, cos θ = 0), meaning all that education force is doing ZERO work on his actual career path! Four years of quantum mechanics and differential equations just to walk sideways from your field! Who needs a job when you can calculate exactly how unemployed you are? 🤓

Quantum States Of Unemployment

Quantum States Of Unemployment
Behold! The quantum branching of career trajectories! This diagram brilliantly illustrates the many-worlds interpretation of getting a Physics PhD - where in every possible timeline , you somehow end up homeless! 🧠💥 It's like Schrödinger's career choice - the wavefunction collapses and no matter which eigenstate you measure, the result is cardboard sign and shopping cart! Even the multiverse can't save you from the academic job market! Remember kids, for every action (getting an advanced degree) there's an equal and opposite reaction (complete financial ruin). Newton would be so proud!

The Theoretical Career Path

The Theoretical Career Path
The academic pipeline illustrated with brutal efficiency. Physics and math majors split from the same educational trunk, only to converge at "unemployed with a superiority complex." Meanwhile, a cow observes the whole situation, representing the rest of us who chose practical degrees and are now happily employed. Nothing says "I understand the fundamental laws of the universe but not how to monetize that knowledge" quite like this diagram. Ten years of studying quantum mechanics just to explain to your parents why you're still living in their basement.