What If All European Countries With Local Temperature Scales Switched To Them

European weather forecasts would become absolute chaos! Imagine calling your German friend: "It's a lovely 70° today!" and they panic thinking you're literally melting while they're enjoying a balmy 21° Celsius. Meanwhile, Russia's over there with their Delisle scale where higher numbers mean COLDER temperatures because apparently normal thermometers were just too mainstream.

The UK can't decide between Newton and Kelvin, proving they were confused about temperature long before Brexit. And France? They're going full hipster with striped Réaumur/Delisle combo—because one obscure temperature scale wasn't pretentious enough!

If this actually happened, international science collaboration would collapse faster than an undercooked soufflé. Temperature conversion apps would be the new cryptocurrency—wildly unstable and making someone rich off everyone else's confusion.