Well, For Starters...

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Well, For Starters...

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The ultimate physics crime spree. Each of these "illegal" activities violates fundamental laws of physics that keep our universe functioning properly. An object moving at the speed of light with mass would require infinite energy. Perpetual motion machines violate thermodynamics. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle explicitly forbids knowing both position and momentum precisely. Entropy always increases, so broken eggs don't spontaneously reassemble. Black hole event horizons are one-way tickets. And quantum tunneling works for particles, not people—unless you enjoy being a probability wave function. The physics police would definitely put you away for life for these violations.

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