Time To Chase A Squirrel

Gravitational heartbreak quantified. The calculations show the moon exerts a force of 1.97×10 -4 N on this person's crush, while he only manages a pathetic 7.80×10 -8 N. That's a difference of four orders of magnitude. The universe itself is literally pulling them apart. Newton's law of universal gravitation strikes again, proving that sometimes science can mathematically confirm your romantic inadequacy.

The desperation is palpable! Physics students know that Jackson's Classical Electrodynamics isn't just a textbook—it's a mathematical gauntlet that has broken spirits since 1962. The joke brilliantly flips the typical "checkmate atheists" format by suggesting that only divine intervention could help someone understand Maxwell's equations and vector calculus the night before an exam. Trust me, no amount of cramming will save you from Jackson's infamous problem sets. Even Einstein would need more than one night!

The physics humor is strong with this one! This meme brilliantly parodies how black holes consume everything in their path—including light itself—by showing someone aggressively slurping up an egg yolk. The "Hawking radiation" panel is the chef's kiss of astrophysics jokes. While black holes devour anything that crosses their event horizon, Stephen Hawking theorized they actually emit tiny amounts of radiation due to quantum effects near their boundaries. So technically, black holes aren't just cosmic vacuum cleaners; they're also very subtle cosmic leakers. The egg yolk perfectly represents matter getting absolutely demolished by gravitational forces that not even light can escape from. Cosmic destruction has never looked so... breakfast-y.

The man who revolutionized physics couldn't figure out the formula for a date! Poor Newton was too busy discovering gravity to experience any romantic attraction. While he calculated the universal forces between masses, the force between him and potential partners remained at zero. The punchline about calculus is brutally funny because Newton literally invented a mathematical system that changed the world, but apparently couldn't integrate anyone into his personal life. Talk about opportunity cost! His brilliant mind was probably too occupied with falling apples to notice falling in love. Historical note: While Newton did indeed invent calculus (simultaneously with Leibniz), he actually died celibate by choice, dedicating his life entirely to science and mathematics. Still, the mathematical burn is absolutely savage.

The eternal cosmological chicken-and-egg paradox that keeps physicists up at night. If physical laws govern how the universe operates, but those laws couldn't exist without a universe to operate in... we've got ourselves a causality loop that would make Einstein reach for the aspirin. Some theorize laws of physics transcend our universe, existing in some abstract platonic realm. Others suggest they emerged with spacetime itself during the Big Bang. Either way, it's the kind of philosophical conundrum that turns department meetings into existential crises. Next week: "Which requires more energy—explaining this paradox or just accepting we don't know?"

Engineering students living in their own dimension where casual conversation is replaced by Navier-Stokes equations. The meme brilliantly captures that moment when someone asks a fluid dynamics enthusiast "how's it going?" and their brain immediately floods with partial differential equations instead of normal human responses. The Navier-Stokes equations shown are the holy grail of fluid dynamics - describing how the velocity, pressure, density and viscosity of a moving fluid are related. They're notoriously complex (one of the Millennium Prize Problems offers $1 million for solving them!), yet to engineering students, they're just casual chitchat material. That final "yea" panel is engineering humor at its finest - as if these incomprehensible equations are just a normal way to respond to "how's it going?" The title "Who Up Stoking They Navier Rn?" perfectly parodies late-night social media posts with "who up?" but for people who stay up late solving fluid dynamics problems instead.