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My Executive Function Fails Mathematical Standards

My Executive Function Fails Mathematical Standards
The graph shows a wave function that can't stay within its lane, just like my ability to focus on one task! In neuroscience, executive function refers to cognitive processes like attention, working memory, and task management. The meme brilliantly visualizes this as a mathematical function that fails the "vertical line test" (which determines if a graph represents a proper function where each x-value has exactly one y-value). Translation: your brain is supposed to map each task to exactly one outcome, but instead it's all over the place—creating that chaotic wave pattern where a single input produces multiple outputs. Basically, it's your prefrontal cortex saying "I had ONE job..."

Time To Chase A Squirrel

Time To Chase A Squirrel
The eternal battle between theoretical elegance and monkey brain instincts! Homer's thought experiment shows a sophisticated monkey with weights (left) transforming into just... a monkey (right). That's basically every physicist trying to maintain deep conceptual focus before their primitive brain suddenly goes "SQUIRREL!" The grand unified theory can wait—there's a notification on your phone! Even Einstein probably had moments where his brilliant calculations about spacetime curvature were interrupted by thoughts of what's for lunch. The struggle between higher cognition and primal instincts is the true constant in the universe.

The Engineering Paradox

The Engineering Paradox
The perfect illustration of engineering workplace dynamics! Three dinosaurs offer contradictory advice—plan everything meticulously (Safety), wing it completely (Trades), or just give up (Budget)—while the engineer dinosaur's response perfectly captures that moment when you realize the project requirements are mutually exclusive. It's basically the scientific method if the scientific method involved screaming into the void. Engineers don't just solve problems—they solve problems that wouldn't exist without other engineers' "solutions." The circle of strife!