Time Is Relatively Ridiculous

Newton's First Law of Dating: Relationship inertia is a measurable phenomenon. The person already in a relationship has momentum that carries them into subsequent relationships, while the stationary single requires a significant external force (usually tequila or a well-timed introduction from a friend) to change their status. The misspelled "Fisiks" is just chef's kiss perfection - exactly how I label my lab notebooks after 48 hours without sleep.

Someone skipped their basic physics classes! This genius proposal to hang a skyscraper upside-down from an asteroid combines the impracticality of tethering to a moving celestial body with the sheer impossibility of materials science. Even if we ignore the asteroid's orbit (which we can't), the tensile strength required would make spider silk look like wet toilet paper. But hey, at least the CEO is quoting Wayne Gretzky via Michael Scott, because nothing says "sound engineering" like motivational quotes from a hockey player filtered through a fictional paper company manager. Next proposal: using unicorn hair as elevator cables!

Turning Heisenberg's uncertainty principle into a sick burn! This meme perfectly weaponizes quantum mechanics against physics novices. You literally cannot simultaneously know both position and momentum with perfect precision - it's not a skill issue, it's a fundamental limit of reality. Next they'll claim they can measure an electron's spin without affecting its state. Sure, and I suppose you've also observed Schrödinger's cat without opening the box? Physics doesn't care about your confidence, buddy.

The ultimate physicists' afterlife reunion! Nobel laureate C.N. Yang has apparently joined the celestial physics department where Einstein, Fermi, Wu, Mills, Teller, and Chern are welcoming their distinguished colleague with open arms. The "Welcome Brother" caption under Mills is giving me serious "exclusive club that requires multiple groundbreaking theories for entry" vibes. Heaven's theoretical physics department just got another heavyweight. Bet they're already arguing about symmetry principles over cosmic coffee.

Behold, the Standard Model of Elementary Particles... if physicists spent too much time on the internet. Who knew fundamental physics could be so relatable ? The "dominant" quark with its evil grin, the "submissive" quark looking sad, and my personal favorite—the "sus" quark (probably hiding among us). And let's not forget "positron't" which is just an existential crisis in particle form. This is what happens when you let physicists name things after pulling an all-nighter before the grant deadline. Next paper title: "Quantum Chromodynamics and the Behavior of Thicc Particles in Yeet Space."

The perfect illustration of every thermodynamics course ever. First week: "Here's the ideal gas law, PV = nRT. Simple!" Second week: "Now let's derive entropy changes through quasi-static processes using Clausius' theorem while accounting for irreversibility." And suddenly you're wondering if you accidentally enrolled in advanced theoretical physics instead of basic chem. The formal Pooh perfectly captures that moment when your professor decides basic equations were just the appetizer before the seven-course mathematical feast.