Human evolution Memes

The evolutionary biology flex nobody asked for! Humans evolved as persistence hunters who could literally jog after prey until it collapsed from exhaustion. We're built for the marathon, not the sprint. So this meme is scientifically accurate - don't frantically chase your dreams like some panicked gazelle. Just keep plodding along with that bipedal locomotion advantage until your dreams get heat stroke and collapse in surrender. Evolution gave us sweat glands and endurance for a reason, might as well use them on your career goals too.

Behold the glorious bell curve of human understanding! 🧠 This meme beautifully captures the horseshoe theory of taxonomy debates. At both extremes (IQ 55 and 145), people confidently declare "humans aren't monkeys" but for wildly different reasons! The low-IQ crowd hasn't grasped evolution, while the galaxy-brain crowd is technically correct about cladistic classification—we're actually apes, not monkeys! Meanwhile, the 100 IQ normies in the middle are smugly incorrect, thinking "humans are monkeys" because they misunderstand phylogenetic taxonomy. It's the perfect scientific paradox where being wrong requires just the right amount of knowledge! *maniacal scientist laugh* Remember kids, taxonomically speaking, we're primates who share a common ancestor with monkeys but evolved along a different branch into the magnificent hairless weirdos we are today!