Favoritism Memes

The mathematical mom just dropped the most savage physics burn of all time! Those equations at the bottom aren't just decoration—they're showing that both kids have the same momentum (p=mv), but the second child has way more kinetic energy (E=½mv²). Translation: "I love you both equally" quickly becomes "I love the faster one more" because energy increases with the square of velocity! That's not just playing favorites—that's mathematically proven favoritism! 😂 This is exactly why physicists shouldn't be trusted with parenting decisions. Equal momentum does NOT mean equal love when kinetic energy has entered the chat!