The Physics Interest Stairway To Madness

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The Physics Interest Stairway To Madness

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Behold the treacherous staircase of physics enlightenment! That poor soul thinks they're just "interested in physics" - how adorably naive! Little do they know they're about to climb Mount Doom of mathematics! First comes calculus (the friendly greeter), then WHAM - differential equations punch you in the face! Probability and statistics are waiting to trip you when you're already dizzy, and at the very top? BLACK HOLES! The final boss of comprehension that warps your brain into spaghetti just like they do with spacetime! MWAHAHAHA! It's the classic "I just wanted to learn about stars and now I'm crying over partial derivatives" pipeline that claims us all!

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