The Physicist's Dating Cycle

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The Physicist's Dating Cycle

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Behold the physicist's dating cycle - a phenomenon more predictable than radioactive decay! Meet girl → Talk → She discovers you're a physicist → *POOF* She vanishes faster than a quantum particle! It's like demonstrating conservation of momentum in real time - except the only thing being conserved is your eternal singlehood. The half-life of these interactions is approximately 3.7 minutes, which coincidentally is exactly how long it takes to accidentally mention "string theory" in casual conversation. Scientists are still searching for a theoretical framework to explain why mentioning your physics degree creates a repulsive force stronger than the electromagnetic repulsion between like charges!

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