The High Voltage Genius Paradox

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The High Voltage Genius Paradox

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This meme is a beautiful trainwreck of pseudoscience at its finest. The top graph shows an alleged inverse correlation between testosterone and IQ with one outlier circled in red - presumably our "Styro Pyro" hero below. Then we have what appears to be the living embodiment of that statistical anomaly: a young man posing next to a homemade electrical transformer (made from a styrofoam container with skull decoration) while holding what looks like a makeshift electrical component. The "MACRO WAVE" text suggests he's about to do something spectacularly unwise with microwave parts.

It's the perfect representation of that guy who's simultaneously brilliant enough to build dangerous electrical contraptions from scratch but lacks the common sense to realize he shouldn't. The correlation graph is complete nonsense scientifically (that R² value of 0.19 is pathetically weak), but who needs statistical significance when you're busy channeling lightning through styrofoam?

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