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The High Voltage Genius Paradox

The High Voltage Genius Paradox
This meme is a beautiful trainwreck of pseudoscience at its finest. The top graph shows an alleged inverse correlation between testosterone and IQ with one outlier circled in red - presumably our "Styro Pyro" hero below. Then we have what appears to be the living embodiment of that statistical anomaly: a young man posing next to a homemade electrical transformer (made from a styrofoam container with skull decoration) while holding what looks like a makeshift electrical component. The "MACRO WAVE" text suggests he's about to do something spectacularly unwise with microwave parts. It's the perfect representation of that guy who's simultaneously brilliant enough to build dangerous electrical contraptions from scratch but lacks the common sense to realize he shouldn't. The correlation graph is complete nonsense scientifically (that R² value of 0.19 is pathetically weak), but who needs statistical significance when you're busy channeling lightning through styrofoam?

Total Chad Move

Total Chad Move
The graph shows a negative correlation between testosterone and IQ, but the real gem is that ONE outlier point in the top right corner—high testosterone AND high IQ—circled and labeled as "Guy who answered my question on math stack exchange 9 years ago." That legendary Stack Exchange hero defies biological trends just to explain partial differential equations to desperate students at 3 AM! The hero we needed but didn't deserve. And with an R² value of only 0.19, this correlation is weaker than my willpower around free conference snacks.

How Do I Shave It?

How Do I Shave It?
The hormone pipeline strikes again! This masterpiece captures the biological comedy of puberty and testosterone's effects on the male body. While testosterone turns on the deep voice faucet (score!), it simultaneously cranks open the unwanted ass hair spigot (nooo!). Mother Nature's hilarious prank on teenage boys everywhere - giving them the Barry White vocals they want but with the unexpected bonus feature of looking like they're smuggling a Wookiee in their pants. The biological irony is just *chef's kiss* - evolution apparently decided "deep voice for attracting mates" and "jungle-level butt foliage" should come as a package deal!