The Gravity Of Dating Mistakes

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The Gravity Of Dating Mistakes

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The dad just got schooled by physics kid! When someone's favorite constant is G = 9.8 m/s², they're not talking about gravity's pull—they're talking about how fast they'll make you fall out of their life! 🤓 The universal gravitational constant is actually G = 6.67 × 10^-11 m³/kg·s², which this smarty-pants would know if he wasn't too busy trying to impress dad with the wrong constant! He confused the gravitational acceleration on Earth's surface with the actual universal constant. Dad's giving him exactly 9.8 seconds to experience that acceleration firsthand... right out the door! Physics burns—they hurt with exponential force! 💫

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