The universal constant of morning struggle! While Earth's gravitational pull is a measly 9.8 m/s², that force mysteriously multiplies by 102× when your alarm goes off. The bed's gravitational field becomes an inescapable black hole from which not even your motivation can escape. It's basically quantum physics—your body exists in a superposition of "should get up" and "five more minutes" until someone observes you, collapsing the waveform into "late for work again." Newton's lesser-known Fourth Law: The force required to exit a comfortable bed is directly proportional to how important your morning meeting is.
The Gravitational Anomaly Of Morning Beds
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