The Forbidden Vertex: A Physics Tragedy

The physics comedy gold here is that both people are hilariously wrong! The first person thinks miles per hour (MPH) are inherently faster than kilometers per hour (KMH) - as if the units determine speed rather than the numbers. Then the second person correctly states 200 mph = 320 km/h but concludes km/h is "faster" because... bigger number! 🤦‍♂️ It's like saying 100 pennies are worth more than 1 dollar because there are more of them! This is why physicists drink.

Oh sweet mother of approximations! Physics professors creating exam problems be like: "Let's just ROUND THE UNIVERSE for convenience!" 🤪 The image shows a highway with a massive gap between sections—exactly what happens when engineers take those "consider π=3" physics problems too literally! Pure mathematical blasphemy that would make mathematicians scream into their coffee mugs! The gravity approximation (g=10m/s²) is just the cherry on top of this reality-bending sundae. Next they'll tell us friction doesn't exist and cows are perfect spheres!

Rutherford's atomic model was revolutionary enough to earn him a Nobel Prize, yet flawed enough to be almost immediately dismantled by his peers. That's science for you - your greatest achievement is just someone else's problem set. His plum pudding got quantum mechanically shredded while he was still basking in the glory. Nothing says "welcome to academia" like watching your life's work become a historical footnote before the ink dries on your paper.

Ever wonder why the sun doesn't have a soundtrack? Turns out it actually WOULD—and it's basically a cosmic jackhammer concert that never ends! People who were deaf from birth but gained hearing later often expected the sun to make noise (which is mind-blowingly intuitive when you think about it). The wild part? If space wasn't a vacuum, we'd all be living in a perpetual construction zone with the sun blasting at jackhammer levels EVERYWHERE on Earth. And if the sun suddenly went out? The light would stop in 8 minutes, but that deafening solar death metal would keep playing for THIRTEEN YEARS! Thank goodness for the vacuum of space—saving our eardrums since the dawn of time! 🌞🔇

Studying Newtonian physics: "F=ma, cool, I got this!" 😄 Then Einstein shows up like "TIME IS RELATIVE, SPACE BENDS, E=mc², AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!" 😱 Your brain after learning about quantum mechanics and relativity feels like you've been through all rounds of Squid Game simultaneously. No wonder physics students look like they've seen the mathematical void and it stared back!

The scientific hierarchy according to Winnie the Pooh! Chemistry gets a mild "meh" reaction, physics transforms our bear into a sophisticated gentleman, but biology? That's where Pooh loses his mind with excitement! It's basically every science department's holiday party in one image. Biology students are having the time of their lives dissecting frogs, physics majors are discussing quantum mechanics over wine, and chemistry folks are just trying not to blow up the lab again. The eternal science department pecking order has spoken!