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I'm Disassociating My Hydrogens!
Chemistry Science
15 days ago 3.8K views 0 shares
I'm Disassociating My Hydrogens!
This meme brilliantly combines Star Wars and chemistry in one glorious nerd crossover! Emperor Palpatine's iconic "I am the Senate" line gets a chemical twist as hydrochloric acid (HCl) undergoes dissociation in solution. When HCl dissolves in water, it separates into H+ and Cl- ions - literally "dissolving the Senate." The bright green background represents the acid solution where our molecular Emperor is losing his hydrogens, just like he lost control of the Galactic Senate. Chemistry teachers everywhere are quietly adding this to their lesson slides right now.

Did You Ever Hear The Tragedy Of Conservation Of Momentum?
Physics Science Academia
1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
Did You Ever Hear The Tragedy Of Conservation Of Momentum?
Physics teachers have mastered the dramatic setup! The meme shows a teacher channeling their inner Palpatine from Star Wars, about to tell the "tragedy" of two cars traveling in a straight line - which is basically the setup for EVERY conservation of momentum problem ever created. It's that moment when your physics teacher tries to make collisions sound like an epic saga instead of just "car go smash." The dramatic storytelling approach is the universal signal that you're about to calculate velocity changes for the next 45 minutes! Physics teachers really think they're dropping the hottest lore when they're just describing Newton's laws with extra flair!

Nodes Of Ranvier: Nature's Internet Speed Upgrade
Biology Science Evolution
1 month ago 8.5K views 0 shares
Nodes Of Ranvier: Nature's Internet Speed Upgrade
The neuroscience equivalent of going from dial-up to fiber optic internet! Unmyelinated axons crawl along at pathetic speeds while their myelinated counterparts zoom through the nervous system like they've got somewhere important to be. Those beautiful nodes of Ranvier let signals jump from node to node (saltatory conduction for you nerds) instead of sluggishly creeping along the entire axon length. The graphs don't lie - we're talking 5x faster signal propagation! Evolution really outdid itself with this one. Myelin sheaths: turning your neurons from sad Palpatine into unlimited power Palpatine since vertebrates became a thing.