The Final Boss Of Science Dating

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The Final Boss Of Science Dating

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She's measuring weight in Newtons (force, not mass), her favorite number is 42 (the answer to life, universe, and everything from Hitchhiker's Guide), and she's cuddling with a graduate-level quantum physics textbook in bed. This isn't just a physics enthusiast—this is the final boss of science dating. Marry her immediately before she realizes she can do better than someone who needs to ask the internet for dating advice. The universe literally handed you a physicist who understands both Douglas Adams references AND quantum field theory. Don't overthink this particular experiment.

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