The ultimate quantum superposition joke! A cat has torn through a package with its face poking through, declaring "Tell Schrödinger I survived." This is a brilliant subversion of Schrödinger's famous thought experiment where a cat in a box is simultaneously alive and dead until observed. Here, the cat has clearly collapsed its own wave function, observed itself as alive, and is now smugly reporting back to the physicist. The feline rebellion against theoretical physics continues! Next up: cats pushing objects off quantum ledges that exist in multiple states simultaneously.