Strings Attached To Nothing

The engineering gatekeeping is strong with this one! The meme brilliantly roasts those anime fans who claim to love Avatar: The Last Airbender without having read the "original manga"—which is actually just a collection of engineering textbooks on the four classical elements. It's the perfect jab at both engineering students who think their textbooks are the foundation of all knowledge and anime fans who flex their "purist" credentials. As if mastering thermodynamics somehow makes you a true Avatar fan! Next thing you'll tell me is that you can't appreciate chemistry without reading the periodic table in its original Japanese.

The ultimate rebel's guide to consequences! Break human laws? Boring old prison. Break divine laws? Spicy eternal damnation. But break the laws of physics? BOOM—instant trip to Stockholm with a shiny medal! The secret to scientific fame isn't playing by the rules, it's shattering them into quantum-sized pieces! Einstein didn't get famous by saying "yep, Newton was totally right about everything." He warped spacetime, broke classical physics, and Sweden practically begged him to visit! The real galaxy-brain move is finding where physics says "impossible" and saying "hold my beaker."

Movies: "Bullets slow down gracefully in water, creating dramatic scenes where heroes dodge them!" Reality: Water has approximately 800 times the density of air, causing bullets to decelerate rapidly and tumble chaotically within a few feet. The drag force is proportional to the square of velocity and the fluid density—something Hollywood conveniently ignores for dramatic effect. Next time you're watching an underwater gunfight scene, remember the buff Doge represents pure cinematic fantasy while the small Doge is actual science doing its job!

The eternal struggle of physics majors, caught between two mathematical worlds! On the left, we have the straightforward "Engineering Mathematics" by K.A. Stroud - the practical, no-nonsense approach that engineers swear by. On the right lurks the ominously titled "Mathematical Methods for Physics and Engineering" - the theoretical beast that haunts physics students' nightmares. Physics majors are forever torn between wanting the simplified engineering approach and needing the rigorous theoretical foundation. It's like being attracted to someone simple and approachable while your degree demands you date the complicated one with impossible standards.

The scientific divide is real! Physics and chemistry discoveries get you a fancy trophy and a glamour shot, while biology discoveries have you suited up like you're handling the zombie apocalypse. Nothing says "I made a breakthrough" quite like full hazmat gear and the lingering question of whether that new species you found might actually kill you. Physicists discover a new particle and get champagne. Biologists discover a new fungus and get antibiotics... just in case.

The eternal curse of particle physics: spending billions on a fancy new collider only to get the same boring results. That sad thumbs-up cat is every physicist who secretly hoped to break physics and instead got... *checks notes*... perfect agreement with a 50-year-old theory. AGAIN. Funding committees be like: "So you want another $10 billion to confirm what we already know?" Meanwhile, string theorists are in the corner muttering "just wait until we can smash particles at Planck energy" for the 40th consecutive year.