Proof That The Bikini Bottom Has Different Physical Laws

Newton's out here dropping physics puns AND thirst traps! 🌈 In this historical remix, Sir Isaac is admiring thicc light spectrums through his prism experiment, but can't exactly publish "I like them thicc af" in the Royal Society journals. Instead, he cleverly rephrases it as his law of universal gravitation: "the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction." Basically the 17th century equivalent of sliding into DMs with a science pickup line! Gravity isn't just bringing apples down—it's bringing smooth physics game up! 💫

Behold! A magnificent pun that would make Einstein snort coffee through his nose! While enthusiastic witch-girl is ready to drop some hot physics knowledge about plasma (the actual fourth state of matter where electrons break free from atoms at high temperatures), blue-haired girl delivers the ultimate scientific dad joke. "Doesn't matter" - get it? Because it literally doesn't matter to her, but also it's a play on the word "matter" itself! *maniacal scientist laughter* Physics humor at its finest, folks! Next up in my lab: trying to find the fifth state of matter... or maybe just my missing coffee mug that disappeared into its own quantum dimension.

Newton's laws are hitting different today. The meme cleverly uses physics notation where Δt (delta t) represents change in time. In a collision, airbags extend this time interval, reducing the force experienced by your face. Remember, Force = mass × (change in velocity ÷ change in time). Smaller force = fewer dental bills. Basic survival physics that's somehow still surprising to first-year engineering students.

Nothing says "chill vibes" quite like contemplating the heat death of the universe! The meme brilliantly combines Hawking radiation (where black holes slowly evaporate by emitting particles), maximum entropy (complete disorder, aka the universe's way of saying "I'm done organizing"), and a Douglas Adams reference—all while Morty looks completely unfazed by existence literally ending. Because honestly, what's more relatable than responding to cosmic annihilation with a blank stare? Just another Tuesday in spacetime! For the non-physics nerds: Hawking radiation is Stephen Hawking's theory that black holes aren't actually eternal. They leak particles and eventually evaporate completely. When the last one goes poof, that's basically the universe saying "thanks for playing" before shutting down the simulation.

The eternal lab practical hierarchy! Top panel shows Patrick in a lab coat, meticulously examining slides under a microscope—the picture of scientific professionalism. Bottom panel? CHAOS INCARNATE! Physics practical has turned into a demolition derby with tools scattered everywhere and Patrick looking like he's one wrong measurement away from discovering a new explosive compound instead of Ohm's Law! Every science student knows biology is just "identify this blob" while physics is "please explain why the universe exists using only this broken rubber band and a paperclip." The difference between labeling cells and calculating why your experimental values are 300% off from theoretical predictions!

Trying to break the fundamental laws of physics is apparently where magical genies draw the line. The person wishes for protons to be heavier than neutrons, and suddenly there's a mysterious "fourth rule." Classic. If protons were heavier, they'd decay into neutrons, electrons would get gobbled up, and atoms as we know them would cease to exist. The universe would basically implode. But sure, let's pretend your wish to make your crush fall in love with you is the problematic one. Priorities, people!