Proof That The Bikini Bottom Has Different Physical Laws

Physicists love defining things with absolute certainty until someone asks them to actually explain what those things are . We can write equations for charge all day, but ask us to explain its fundamental nature and suddenly we're all awkward silence and angry eyebrows. It's like asking a mathematician what numbers really are—prepare for existential crisis in 3...2...1...

Ever wondered where your favorite physicist falls on the moral compass? This D&D-style alignment chart is basically the physics department's unofficial yearbook. Euler as Lawful Good makes sense—the man gave us more formulas than a textbook index. Meanwhile, Tesla sits at Chaotic Good because he wanted to give everyone free electricity (and talked to pigeons). Then there's Newton at Lawful Evil—brilliant but would absolutely destroy your career if you crossed him. And Schrödinger? Chaotic Evil until observed, then possibly just misunderstood. The best part? This is exactly how physicists procrastinate instead of finishing that grant proposal due tomorrow.

When your GPS says "turn right in 500 feet" but forgets to mention you're actually navigating a non-Euclidean space-time manifold. This is basically every mathematician who's ever tried to give directions. "Just follow the vector field" they said. "It's a simple path integral" they said. Meanwhile you're crying in differential geometry because you just wanted to find the bathroom and ended up in the 7th dimension. Next time I'll just ask a biologist—they might get me lost in a forest, but at least it'll be in this universe.

Physics professors casually dropping the sickest burns in their lecture notes. When physicists talk about "fields," they mean mathematical constructs that assign values to every point in space-time—not picturesque wheat farms at sunset. The sass in that caption is PhD-level: "This is not what physicists mean by a field. It's what a farmer means by a field. Or a normal person." Normal person? Did David Tong just imply physicists aren't normal? Self-burn! Those are rare in academic literature!

The academic turf wars just reached absurdist levels! The Nobel committee apparently classified computer science under physics, and this tweet takes that logic to its hilarious conclusion. If we're just randomly assigning disciplines now, then sure, let's call mathematics a branch of literature—because solving differential equations is basically just writing fiction with extra symbols. Next up: chemistry is interpretive dance, and biology is just spicy cooking. The classification struggle is real, folks. Computer scientists everywhere are having an identity crisis while mathematicians are wondering if they should submit their proofs to poetry journals.

Remember those wind-up toy monkeys with cymbals? This is their final evolution after getting a PhD in physics. The meme plays on the classic toy monkey but gives it an unsettling twist – like what happens when your lab experiment goes terribly wrong but you still have to present at the conference tomorrow. Those wide, haunting eyes perfectly capture the moment when your particle accelerator starts making sounds it definitely shouldn't. Every scientist has made this exact face when realizing they've accidentally created a new state of matter in the break room microwave.