He Couldn'T Make Modern Physics Without

Executive orders can't override the laws of physics, no matter how confidently you hold up that folder. Plasma—the fourth state of matter that makes up 99% of the visible universe—just got ghosted harder than a grad student's funding application. Next week: gravity becomes optional on Tuesdays, and entropy is now illegal because "things getting messy is very bad for America."

The strong nuclear force doesn't mess around! While electromagnetic forces make atoms possible, the strong force binds quarks into protons and neutrons with such intensity that it's literally 100 times stronger than electromagnetism. These kids stuck in a "Get Along Shirt" perfectly represent subatomic particles that would rather be free but are forced into nuclear coexistence. Next time your siblings fight, just tell them they're experiencing forces weaker than what holds our universe together. The universe's ultimate timeout strategy!

Physics homework meets real-life driving trauma! The meme shows a classic physics problem about a car accelerating on a freeway, but the title "POV You Enter A Freeway At 0 M/H" transforms it into that heart-stopping moment when you're merging onto a highway at grandma speed while everyone else is zooming past at light speed. For the curious nerds: the answer is 28.8 m/s (about 64 mph) using the formula v = v₀ + at where initial velocity is zero. That's the difference between "legally entering the freeway" and "becoming a highway pancake!"

The eternal scientific showdown: enthusiasm vs. rigor! Poor William thought he'd revolutionized physics with his brilliant "Theory of Everything" until Professor Mustache demanded the mathematical proof. This is basically every theoretical physicist's nightmare - that moment when your beautiful, universe-explaining epiphany crashes into the brick wall of "show your work." Without equations, your grand theory is just spicy science fiction! The road to Stockholm is paved with differential equations, William! No mathematical proof = no Nobel Prize for you!

Poor Speed, sitting all alone while Velocity gets all the attention! The irony? They're literally the same thing in everyday language! But physics nerds know velocity has that special something extra - direction! 🧠 It's like Speed is the friend who just tells you "I'm going 60 mph" while Velocity is the friend who gives you the full GPS coordinates and a 5-year plan. No wonder the science crowd is lining up for the vector quantity with personality!

The Bernoulli equation is basically the fluid dynamics version of "conservation of energy" - when one side goes to zero, pressure and velocity have to compensate dramatically. Just like when you put your thumb over a garden hose and suddenly get blasted with high-velocity water, this poor soul is experiencing the existential crisis that comes with zero head pressure. In fluid mechanics, "head" refers to pressure energy per unit weight of fluid. No head = chaotic fluid behavior = existential physics crisis. Engineers who've ever designed a pipe system know this feeling all too well!