European energy ministers frantically taking notes right now! This Polish genius just discovered the caloric content of discount pastries can heat a house for pennies. The thermodynamic properties of fried dough outperforming traditional fuels is the breakthrough science wasn't ready for.
Raising the temperature 8°C with nothing but donuts is the kind of chaotic energy efficiency that would make both physicists and economists question their life choices. Who needs expensive heating oil when you've got €3.17 worth of sugary combustibles?
Next up: solving the world's energy crisis with stale birthday cake and those cookies nobody touches at office parties. Nobel Prize committee, you seeing this?
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