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What Else Can We Do With Sugar (Sucrose)?

Medicine Chemistry

1 month ago 528.9K views 0 shares

What Else Can We Do With Sugar (Sucrose)?

Corporate sugar execs facing a sales crisis get exactly what they asked for—but not what they wanted. While they're hoping for brilliant marketing solutions to boost declining sugar sales, they instead receive brutally honest suggestions: scaring people about ozempic side effects, using sugar for pre-workout energy, or as alternative fuel. The last guy suggesting biofuels? Promptly defenestrated. Because nothing says "quarterly profits matter more than innovation" like tossing the renewable energy guy out a window. Classic corporate problem-solving!

New Fuel Just Dropped: Donut-Powered Home Heating

Physics Science Engineering

1 month ago 28.2K views 0 shares

New Fuel Just Dropped: Donut-Powered Home Heating

European energy ministers frantically taking notes right now! This Polish genius just discovered the caloric content of discount pastries can heat a house for pennies. The thermodynamic properties of fried dough outperforming traditional fuels is the breakthrough science wasn't ready for. Raising the temperature 8°C with nothing but donuts is the kind of chaotic energy efficiency that would make both physicists and economists question their life choices. Who needs expensive heating oil when you've got €3.17 worth of sugary combustibles? Next up: solving the world's energy crisis with stale birthday cake and those cookies nobody touches at office parties. Nobel Prize committee, you seeing this?