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Euler's face appearing twice in the physics alignment chart is peak scientific comedy! The man's so brilliant he occupies multiple moral alignments simultaneously—a quantum superposition of ethics, if you will. This is basically D&D for nerds who already play D&D. Just waiting for Richard Feynman to claim the "Chaotic Good" spot while Newton definitely belongs in "Lawful Evil" (gravity was just his way of keeping us all down). The empty squares are practically begging for a physics department flame war about where to place Schrödinger—both dead and alive in the chart, naturally.

Newton's third law states that for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. The meme suggests Newton discovered this principle not through meticulous research but through a powerful bathroom experience. Truth is, he formulated these laws through decades of mathematical work—not bodily functions. Still, imagine Newton flying backward in his 17th century bathroom, frantically scribbling equations mid-air while yelling "EUREKA!" Next time your physics professor drones on about Newtonian mechanics, just picture Sir Isaac getting literally blasted by the laws of physics he discovered. Science: sometimes it hits you right in the posterior.

Physicists at conferences be like... First guy orders a Standard Model and the cashier Squidward is already annoyed. Then he adds "with supersymmetry" and Squidward's eye-roll intensifies. By the time he throws in "and quantum gravity," poor Squidward is questioning his life choices. It's basically the theoretical physics version of that person at Starbucks ordering a venti half-caf soy latte with extra foam, two pumps vanilla, one pump hazelnut, at exactly 137 degrees. Except instead of coffee, they're trying to explain the fundamental nature of reality with increasingly complex mathematical frameworks that might not even exist!

Engineering students roasting each other only to discover they're all equally traumatized by statics problems! The meme brilliantly captures that moment when you realize stress and strain calculations have broken everyone's spirit. That final panel with the void-faced "no" is basically every engineering student at 3AM before the mechanics exam. The monkey's comeback is pure gold—turns out nobody can solve these problems without having an existential crisis first.

The perfect illustration of Newton's Third Law in action—for every action, there's an equal and opposite disappointment! Trying to electrocute yourself with a plastic fork is like trying to understand quantum mechanics with a coloring book. The universe has a twisted sense of humor—even your desperate attempts at electrical drama are met with the insulating properties of polymers. Remember kids, plastic is an electrical insulator, so you'll have to pass that physics exam after all. The irony of failing physics only to be saved by the very principles you couldn't remember on the test is *chef's kiss* perfection.

Physics students know the struggle! In particle physics, "pp-collision" stands for proton-proton collision, which happens in particle accelerators like the Large Hadron Collider. But let's be honest - your brain immediately goes elsewhere! 🤣 That moment when your professor is explaining serious quantum physics concepts but all you can think about is "pee-pee collision" and trying desperately not to burst into inappropriate laughter during lecture. The duality of being simultaneously a serious physics student and someone with the humor of a 12-year-old is a fundamental particle physics principle they don't warn you about!