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New Perceived Color Dropped...

New Perceived Color Dropped...
Scientists out here playing god with your cone cells like it's a Friday night experiment. Human color perception relies on three types of cones (S, M, L), but apparently some researcher decided "three colors isn't enough" and started zapping M cones with lasers to create colors we've never seen before. Next week they'll be selling "Premium Color DLC" for your eyeballs. The real question is whether insurance covers elective retina zapping or if this is strictly an out-of-pocket experience.

Accidental Laser Physics By Moonlight

Accidental Laser Physics By Moonlight
Physicists watching Sailor Moon discover laser technology! The cartoon character accidentally creates a perfect laser beam by reflecting light between two mirrors, and suddenly Einstein and Hawking are freaking out because she's casually demonstrating optical resonance! ๐Ÿ˜‚ That's basically how lasers work - light bouncing between reflective surfaces, getting amplified with each pass. The geniuses' reaction is priceless because she's stumbled upon fundamental physics while fighting evil by moonlight!

I Shure Hope So

I Shure Hope So
Breaking news: Scientists discover that ALL lasers travel at the speed of light! *gasp* Who would've thought?! ๐Ÿคฏ This meme is mocking a hilariously redundant headline claiming the army's "newest weapon" fires lasers "at the speed of light" - which is like bragging your new water gun shoots... wait for it... WATER! That's literally what lasers DO - they're LIGHT! Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation always travels at light speed because, well, it's LIGHT! The banana microphone just makes it extra ridiculous. Military-grade potassium, perhaps? ๐ŸŒ

Laser Labs Got Me Looking Fly

Laser Labs Got Me Looking Fly
Regular lab safety goggles vs. laser safety shades? No contest! Scientists know the real glow-up happens when you switch from those bulky clear goggles to sleek laser-blocking sunglasses. Nothing says "I'm manipulating coherent light at potentially dangerous wavelengths" quite like looking like you're about to drop the hottest physics mixtape of 2023. Safety equipment with style points is the ultimate lab flex!

They Aren't Wrong: Lasers At The Speed Of Light

They Aren't Wrong: Lasers At The Speed Of Light
Oh my goodness, this is BRILLIANT! Someone took a banana with a hole in it and captioned it as "Army's newest weapon that can fire lasers at the speed of light." And technically... they're not wrong! Lasers ARE light, so they literally HAVE to travel at the speed of light! That's just physics 101! It's like saying "new water gun that shoots wet liquid" or "revolutionary fire that produces heat." The banana-as-weapon aesthetic just makes the scientific redundancy even more hilarious. I'm dying at how they turned fruit into military hardware through the power of technically correct science!

Physics Has Left The Chat

Physics Has Left The Chat
Ever notice how cartoons make lasers seem like pool cues you can just pick up and aim? ๐Ÿ˜‚ The top panels show a character grabbing a laser beam like it's a solid object, then using it to play a bizarre game of interdimensional billiards! Meanwhile, Einstein and Hawking are having collective panic attacks in the bottom panel because THAT'S NOT HOW LIGHT WORKS! Light is made of photons that travel at 299,792,458 meters per second and definitely can't be grabbed like a pool cue. The laws of physics are crying in the corner right now! The greatest scientific minds trying to calm each other down while watching their life's work get absolutely demolished by Saturday morning cartoons is peak comedy. Theoretical physics has never been this entertaining!

Einstein's Photon Cloning Revelation

Einstein's Photon Cloning Revelation
The perfect collision of physics and mind-blown reactions! The meme explains stimulated emission (the process where photons basically clone themselves), then shows the existential crisis that follows. You're just trying to understand how atoms make identical photon copies, and suddenly Einstein sticks his tongue out claiming credit. Classic Albert, always showing up when quantum phenomena get weird. Fun fact: Einstein actually predicted stimulated emission in 1917, decades before lasers were invented. Talk about seeing the light before everyone else!