If A = B And B = C, Then Physicists Need A New Numbering System

On the left: a serious man with one lonely microphone representing physics textbooks—dry, unadorned, and mathematically brutal. On the right: someone surrounded by a colorful array of microphones representing popular science books—all flash, excitement, and "quantum" this and "multiverse" that. The textbooks give you 30 pages of partial differential equations while popular science skips straight to "the universe might be a hologram!" without a single equation. One will make you question your intelligence; the other will make you think you understand string theory after a weekend read.

When physics meets wizardry, hilarity ensues! Hagrid's telling Harry he's "one joule per second," which is literally the definition of a watt. Harry's confused response of "I'm a watt?" is the perfect punchline to this nerdy power play. It's the ultimate physics dad joke smuggled into the wizarding world. Somewhere, a physics teacher is using this to explain SI units while trying desperately to be cool.

The perfect physics wordplay doesn't exi-- This brilliant triple-pun plays on the dual meaning of "conductor" - both a person waving a baton at musicians and a material that allows electricity to flow freely. The semiconductor (half the height) only partially conducts electricity, while the superconductor (with flowing cape) exhibits zero electrical resistance and apparently superhero-like properties. Next up: the insulator, which is just an empty podium because it refused to show up for work. That's what we call a resistance movement.

Behold the absurdity of imperial units! The English system uses "slug" as a unit of mass while the SI system sensibly uses kilograms. The joke is brilliantly illustrated with an actual slug (the gastropod) circled in red—because apparently measuring mass with garden creatures makes PERFECT scientific sense! 🤪 For the uninitiated lab rats among us: a slug is actually 32.2 pounds-mass or about 14.6 kg. It's the amount of mass that accelerates at 1 ft/s² when a force of 1 pound is applied. Why use something logical when you can measure with mollusks instead? *maniacal scientist laughter*

The eternal scientific handshake of solidarity: biologists and chemists united by their mutual disdain for physics. Nothing brings researchers together quite like complaining about calculating the trajectory of a particle while accounting for air resistance. Meanwhile, physicists are too busy trying to explain why their equations don't match reality to notice the alliance forming against them. The real universal constant isn't gravity—it's the collective eye-roll when someone mentions quantum mechanics at lunch.

The baby's first words aren't "mama" or "dada" but a full-on physics lecture defending the small-angle approximation! Instead of cute babbling, this infant drops mathematical truth bombs about how sin(x)≈x is actually a legitimate simplification from Taylor series expansion. The kid's basically saying "Hey, physicists don't make this approximation because they're lazy—they do it because it works for small angles!" That moment when your newborn skips straight to graduate-level physics rants. Future Nobel Prize winner or just really tired of seeing physicists get mocked on the internet? Either way, that mother's face in the last panel says it all!